amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 6, Chapter 1
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
2,628
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil gets his first Torchwood job in the archives; Gwil finds something in there that makes him need to talk to his dad.
Warnings: none
A/N: Here's my opinion on the Oxford comma debate: Of course we need it. It solves all sorts of terrible ambiguity problems. But more importantly: if you get rid of it, then I've been teaching punctuation wrong for 7 years. You guys, we can't let this come to pass. I do not teach punctuation wrong. Punctuation is my thing. DDDD:


 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 5
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Gwil certainly was doing better than Gwen had *her* first couple months. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)
Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Gwil, Martha, Mickey, Rhys, Gwen, Braith, Andy, Owen, Tosh, Eleven, Amy, Rory
Word Count: 136,517
Rating: PG - NC-17
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood. Years 1 through 5.
Warnings: coitus interruptus, rimming, gore, gunplay, vibrator, abortive blowjob, flangst, blue balls, dildos, triple penetration, dubcon, morally questionable actions, mentions of infant death (past, OC).
A/N:
Here's the updated PDF for Gwil's Guide, Years 1 through 5! Enjoy! And if you nab this and haven't read it before, feel free to come back to this post to comment.



amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 5
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Andy, mentions of Team
Word Count:
2,501
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil's 12th birthday is interrupted by the Rift; Gwil doesn't take this as well as Ianto and Jack might have thought.
Warnings: none
A/N: Trying a 3 day a week update schedule. Dunno if I'll manage to keep it up, but I'm trying! Also, this is the end of Year 5. Also, working on the updated PDF. Sorry. Will go up soon!


 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 4
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I want to help! I'm twelve now; I could help! )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 4
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Owen/Tosh
Word Count:
2,160
Rating:
R
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Ianto turns 30, but it doesn't bother him. Really. Also: Tosh gets some help babysitting Gwil.
Warnings: none
A/N: So Dad cut the cable and internet cable when he was out back digging holes this weekend. Fucking bastard. We didn't get internet back until 7 pm. This isn't really relevant to you guys, or anything. I'm just pissed off. >:|


 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 3
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I'm not Brian Kinney, Jack. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 3
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
2,318
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
One night while Jack and Gwil are having a quiet evening in, Gwil asks some questions.
Warnings: none
A/N: Reminder: We're now down to 5 chapters per Year. This is where it'll be for the rest of the series. So things are going to be moving a bit more quickly.
The plan is to have the series wrap up around end of August - when I start graduate classes at CMU. This might mean some 3-day a week updates... we'll see what I can whip up ~.^

 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 2
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In the future, humans'll spread out into space, into every nook and cranny and little tiny habitable place they can find. )


amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 2
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto,
Word Count:
2,556
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil has his first school dance; Jack and Ianto behave like terrible parents and spy on him.
Warnings: none
A/N: Sorry for the lateness. My desktop's harddrive went tits up. I didn't lose anything irreplaceable (all the fic is on my laptop, and backed up a couple places), but I've been spending the last day since they replaced it re-downloading all my v. v. important stuff, like Chryed edits for Eastenders and Queer as Folk. Also, I'm on this new birth control that's supposed to control acne, but all it's done is given me extreme mood swings for my PMS week. I've been crying for no reason for half of the day. It's like having an emotion cold. Fucking awful. Anyway, so many random events conspired against me the last couple of days. Enjoy the fluff :P


 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 1
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I'm going to buy him condoms! )
amuly: (rsbigbang)
1.] Gwil's running late because my fucking desktop decided to let nanobots invade its hard drive and consume it as a snack, or something equally as bizarre (I swear, my entire fucking life is just one big anomaly, the refrain "I've never seen that before!" following me around like a bad smell). So I was flipping out about that all day Sunday, because GAH, 42 days outside of warranty. OF COURSE. Bad news: harddrive requires replacement. Good news: There's a secret "leeway" period with the Mac 1-year warranty that I fall within, so it's free. And all my fic is on my laptop, so nothing is lost I can't just re-download. They might have backed up my shit for me, because the directories were all still accessible, but I doubt it.

Anyway, tl;dr: Gwil should go up tomorrow; it was delayed due to a combination of computer freak-outs and me re-writing two Years of plot in a fit of indecision.

2.] My [livejournal.com profile] rsbigbang fic is up! *dance party*

Go check it out over here. I'll be posting it to my journal as well, as soon as I'm allowed (July 1st, iirc). [livejournal.com profile] aurora_interim 's art turned out better than I expected, and she did three pieces for me, which I definitely wasn't expecting! [livejournal.com profile] rhye did a fanmix, and although - I'll admit - I'm not partial to them, there actually seems to be some legit artists I like in the mix, like Queen, Velvet Underground, and Smashing Pumpkins. I'm actually going to check this one out, because it really does appear to be to my tastes.

Okay! That's it for now! Hopefully tomorrow won't eat me alive like the past two days did, and everything will go up as usual. Thanks for being so patient with me ^.^
amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: One Down, Two Thousand Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine to Go
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto
Word Count:
684
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Jack and Ianto's first date after TYTNW seems to be going well.

Warnings: none
A/N:
WOW. Completely shocked that I'm still in this. So freaking psyched to get to try for the top ten next round. This competition, as frustrating as it's been at times, has been really exhilarating.

 

 

 

If by "research" Ianto meant "watched some porn", then sure, Jack had done research. )

 

amuly: (charles/erik mod)
Couple of things:

1.] Over at [livejournal.com profile] oldfriends , your fabulous local Erik/Charles X-Men community (co-modded by yours truly) we are having a banner-making contest!! So if you are one of those fantastic graphic-design people (unlike myself) and you love you some Erik and Charles (much like myself) you should come on over and make a banner! The winning banner will be proudly displayed at the top of the [livejournal.com profile] oldfriends comm, and obviously you'll have credit given on our profile page. Full rules and regulations can be found here. Entries due by July 1st, so get to it!


2.] [livejournal.com profile] jack_ianto_las: HOW AM I STILL IN THIS? O____o :DDDD WOW. WOW. Completely and utterly thought I was gone this week. Compared to the other fics, I felt like mine stuck out like a sore thumb because of how fucking SHIT it was compared to the ridiculous writing prowess of my fellow competitors. Everyone just freaking stepped up their game this round to an entirely different level, leaving me staring up at them like a short little baby sister thinking "How the hell did they get all the way up there?"

But somehow I'm still in it! I'm going to really, really, REALLY give it my A game this round. I'm determined to make it into the top 10 now, and I know that if the next fic I submit isn't the best thing I've ever written, I'm out. Because frankly, the ladies left in it can write circles around me on a bad day. UNGK. I'm so screwed. But I'm going to try so freaking hard this time. The prompt is kind of meh, and I can see what the obvious 2-3 choices are to write about. I don't know if I should just go with that, or try to be super different, or if that'll screw me over, too...

Who knows. Anyway.

Last thing:

3.] Wow. Super 8 was such a fucking phenomenal movie. Like, a real cinematic, movie maker's movie. It basically felt like Abrams' extended love-letter to Spielberg, done just as well and beautifully and brilliantly as Spielberg's old stuff, like ET and Close Encounters. Just gorgeous. Abrams basically did everything right that you can do right with in a movie. I am really, genuinely happy coming out of the movie theater, because I just saw such a good movie.

I suck Abrams' dick for four paragraphs )

So, a now revised Favorite Directors List:

1.] Stanley Kubrick
2.] Darren Arronofsky
3.] Quentin Tarantino
4.] Steven Spielberg
5.] Christopher Nolan
6.] J.J. Abrams
7.] Kevin Smith

^ Do you see that, Abrams? You've moved ahead of Kevin Smith! And depending on how terrible or wonderful DKR is, you could pull ahead of Nolan! So get working on Star Trek whatever-the-fuck-number, and we'll see.
amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 1
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Martha, Mickey
Word Count:
2,215
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil, Jack, and Ianto move into their home... that they had been “living in” for the past three years. Gwil asks Jack about Boeshane.
Warnings: briefly bratty Gwil
A/N: “Real” start to Year 5! Woo! Also: oh dear goodness, did I get the school stuff right? Someone please tell me I got it right. I think I did? :{{{


 

Previous Chapter: Year 4-5 Intermezzo
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Come on, Tad. I can help. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4-5 Intermezzo
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto
Word Count:
1,748
Rating:
R
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
On the last day of their honeymoon, Jack and Ianto enjoy one more quiet moment together.
Warnings: mentions of rimming, dildos, and triple-penetration
A/N: Since so many of you asked for it, here it is: just a little honeymoon snippet before we start on Year 5.
Look for the updated PDF of everything so far coming at you sometime this week.

FUCKING HELL LJ HAS EATEN MY POST 3 TIMES NOW. GRGGGK.


 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 7
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I don't think my anus will ever be capable of withstanding your penis again )

 

amuly: (Charles/Erik)
1.] Recs!

Head on over to [livejournal.com profile] rsbigbang if you haven't already and start reading the fic there! [livejournal.com profile] remuslives23 fic just went up, and of course it's freaking amazing. I feel like it's practically redundant to tell you something remuslives wrote is amazing, because, duh, it's remuslives! But go read it. Also, [livejournal.com profile] epithalamium did bunches of art for it, which, HNGGG. Dream team, am I right? And then [livejournal.com profile] calico_lupin did some MORE art, and it was damn good! Sirius in a firefighter stripper outfit = HELL OF YEAH.

So head on over to [livejournal.com profile] rsbigbang  and check out the fic! Mine'll be going up at sometime, too ^.^


2.] [livejournal.com profile] jack_ianto_las Challenge 7 voting is up! And I have to say, guys: this is it. This is totally my last week in competition. I really, really mean it this time. It's been nice competing with you all, but... :{ So much good fic! So much. Not even remotely "competing" any more with my fellow competitors because, like, guys: [livejournal.com profile] remuslives23 is ONE OF THEM, first of all. Plus like, everyone else amazing in the fandom is still in it, plus some people who are amazing in the fandom (looking at you, [livejournal.com profile] choccy_grl  ) have already been voted out, so I know I totally don't stand a chance. ;___; But go read and vote anyway, even if you are totally voting me out.


3.] So, in case you guys might not have noticed: I have a bit of an X-Men problem. I've been relentlessly spamming you guys with fic, and... oops. Just filter me from your friends' list or stop notifications or whatever for the next couple weeks if you're irritated by it, because this is totally going to continue to be a problem. Sorry. But for any new X-Men people hanging around here: hi! :DD X-Men! IT WAS AWESOME.


4.] Got some pseudo-melenoma cells dug out of my shoulder by the dermatologist Monday. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START MY WEEK.


Gross pictures and descriptions under the cut:

Seriously, don't click if you're squeamish. )

Anyway, cheers and hello to new peoples!

(And oh my gosh, Eastenders! Good stuff coming up! :DD Fandom is just being generally awesome right now.)
amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 7
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto,+Gwil, +Team, +Eleven, +Companions
Word Count:
3,234
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
It's Gwil's eleventh birthday, and the Aunties are planning something.
Warnings: FLUFF, SCHMOOP
A/N: That's it for Year 4! Like I said in an earlier post, the years chapter numbers are decided by descending primes. So Year 5 will contain 5 chapters, and 5 will be the “bottom out” number of chapters for each year. Hope you guys enjoyed Year 4 – even if I kind of tortured you poor guys through the whole thing :{ Enjoy the schmoopy fluffy schmoop final chappie as my make-up present!


 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 6
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Jack: you'd better wake up. The women are planning something. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 6
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Eleven, Amy, Tosh
Word Count:
2,677
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
The Doctor fumes, Jack defends them, Ianto broods, then does some research and testing to see if the whole crazy plan was worth it.
Warnings: continued discussion of morally questionable actions
A/N: GUYS. I SAW X-MEN FIRST CLASS. HNNNGGGGGG. SO SLASHY. SO FUCKING SLASHY. OH MY GOSH. Don't be surprised if you get inundated from kink-meme fills SHIPPING THE HELL OUT OF Charles/Erik. SO SLASHY. Honestly, it was jarring when the two of them DIDN'T kiss at the end of several scenes throughout the movie.

SO SLASHY. SO SLASHY. (There are also absurd amounts of interviews where James McAvoy – my genetic perfect match – repeatedly goes on about how ridiculously slashy his character and Erik are. He is just flat out like “oh my gosh, so tragic, if only they could have just sexed each other up and not have been enemies!” :DDDD)

 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 5
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See if time's still doing a discordant cha-cha around the boys' presence. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 5
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Eleven, Gwil
Word Count: 2,501
Rating: R

Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Ianto finds a solution; Jack follows his instructions. The Doctor is not amused.
Warnings: dubcon, actions of a very questionable morality
A/N: SO SORRY ABOUT HOW LATE THIS IS. EGK. Sorry you guys! EastEnders sort of entirely consumed my brain. SO SORRY.


 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 4
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You're going to artificially inseminate my great-great-great-great-great grandmother. )

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 4
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Team +Eleven &c.
Word Count:
2,826
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Everything gets explained; possible solutions put forth.
Warnings: angst
A/N: Please trust me, lovely readers? Please? ;___; The angst and the drama is good for you, okay?!


 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 3
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How is it a paradox that Gwil is in the present? )

 

amuly: (shaggydog_swap amuly)
I've got two pimps for you guys today!!

1.] If you haven't yet, get off your bums and vote over at [livejournal.com profile] jack_ianto_las . Yet another amazing round, with really great stories all around. I had like, a 4-way tie in my notes as to the "best" story when I was voting, so get over there and read the goodness, and then vote! Voting closes at 5pm today, so hurry up!



2.] New community! :DDDDDDD It's the [livejournal.com profile] shaggydog_swap !

Banner 1


A comm dedicated to swapping the order of fic and art. This time around, the artists are in charge, and the writers get to write stories for their amazing art. It should be awesome-sauce! Even if you're not an artist or writer, this community should definitely be on your "watch" list for all the awesome art and fic that is sure to come out of it! (Plus some of my favoritest peoples are the mods to the comm, so go out and show them some love by making this first round a huge success!)
amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 3
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Gwil, +Team, +Eleven, Rory, and Amy. Mentions of River.
Word Count:
3,784
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
The Doctor starts (emphasis on starts) to explain what the hell is going on.
Warnings: angsting begins
A/N: SO BUSY. Ungk. Busy couple of days, with rsbigbang final draft due in a week, and a million doctor's appointments and finals week for all my kids and &c &c &c. But anyway. Enjoy!


 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 2
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Fishfingers! Goes well with custard, but also grilled cheese, as it would seem in this case. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 2
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Team, +Gwil, +Eleven, Amy, Rory
Word Count:
1,552
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Ianto's perfectly planned wedding is interrupted by a guest who didn't exactly RSVP.
Warnings: IT BEGINS
A/N: Soooo. Enjoy. >:D (Also: There is a ridiculously hidden Rugrats: In Paris reference in this fic. All the internets to someone who spots it.)

 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 1
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Did you invite him? )

 

UK TRIP!!

May. 16th, 2011 01:17 pm
amuly: (Siri awesome)
So of course we took a million pictures on the UK trip. Also of course, I'm not going to post all of those. Yes, we saw the Tower of London, and Westminster Abbey, and Whitehall, and all that good stuff. That is not what this post is about. This post is all about the amuly-specific, crazy nerdy/Doctor Who fan/Classics major STUFF that we saw over the course of the trip.

Warning: 
Image heavy
Me acting like an idiot.
Pictures of my little brother.
Pictures selected purely because of weird associations in my brain.

ONWARD TO THE PHOTOS! )

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