amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 2, Chapter 3
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
2,418
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.

Chapter Summary: Jack, Ianto, and Gwil go back-to-school shopping.
Warnings: none
A/N:
1.] I am such a terrible, mean, bad author. I AM SORRY. Sorry I disappeared, sorry this is so late, sorry sorry sorry. But we're back on, regular updates on Mondays, and we'll see if I can't up it to twice a week again (though I've committed to several things like [livejournal.com profile] jack_ianto_las  and [livejournal.com profile] rsbigbang  so I dunno how feasible that is). I also still owe you guys gun range porn. I'm on it, I swear. Again, sorry. :{ I hope the myriad of links and office supplies porn makes up for my terribleness as an author as of late.


2.] I tried my hardest with getting all the British terms right, though I'm certain there's something I must have screwed up. Feel free to Brit-pick me in the comments.


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12
, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17
The Second Year:
1, 2

 

 

Jack, we're here for Gwil's school supplies, not to indulge your... *interests*. )

 

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Title: Syed Hates Loves Christian (And All of His Ideas in Bed)
Pairing: Syed/Christian (in that order!)
Word Count: 2,445
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Syed tops. PWP. No, seriously: that is all there is to this fic.
Warnings: none
A/N: I take none of the blame for this fic, at all. It's everybody else's fault for forcing me to write bottom!Christian. And, for the record, I believe that Syed pretty much never, ever tops. Ever. But, fine. [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st  , among others, conned me into writing this fic by convincing me that Christian would be a ridiculously hot bottom. And so here we are.

 

 

Like that, did you? )

 

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Poll still up, for those of you interested.

Also, if I keep writing this stuff, I'm going to need a damn Chryed icon...

Title:
Syed's Problem
Pairing:
Christian/Syed
Word Count:
2,717
Rating:
Hard R/NC-17
Summary:
Three days into living with Christian, Syed realizes they had a problem. The problem centers around Syed's sore bum. Christian, naturally, has a solution for this.

Warnings: rimming
A/N: Yes, I'm on a rimming kick right now. Don't knock it :P

 

 

Well, it's a bit embarrassing, isn't it? )

 


 

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Title: Mix-Up at the Vic
Pairing:
Christian/Syed
Word Count:
1,308
Rating:
R
Summary:
Courtesy [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st via twitter: Accidentally plastered!Syed can't keep his hands off Christian. In public.

Warnings: rimming, drunk Syed
A/N: Huh? Am I drunk? Shut the fuck up, you bastards!! I'LL WRITE DRUNKEN FANFICTION IF I FEEL LIKE IT, DAMN IT.

 

 

'm...s'sorry... )

Study Aids

Dec. 9th, 2010 07:55 pm
amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Study Aids
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
645
Rating:
PG
Summary:
Remus is trying to study for exams the night after the full moon, but is finding his energy waning. Enter Sirius to help out.

Warnings: FLUUFFF
A/N: Speed-written for [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st , who needed some cheering up at this late hour in the fall semester. Dedicated to all you students out there, I'm sure ready to jump off a bridge from the stress. Don't do it! Enjoy this fluff, instead! :P


 

 

This was impossible. )

 

amuly: (Eames/arthur I ship it)

Title: Sometimes, There are More Important Things than Logic Books
Pairing:
Arthur/Eames
Word Count:
2,295
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Eames catches Arthur trying to read while fingering him. Eames is not amused. Ridiculous sexy-timez ensue.

Warnings: rimming, felching, RIDICULOUSNESS
A/N: This was comment porn written for [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina . It is RIDICULOUS and FILTHY and UNAPOLOGETICALLY PORN-TASTIC. So, just be warned. That's what this is. Edited and stupid typos fixed, obviously, because I can't go posting something with typos on my journal. What kind of woman of loose morals do you think I am?


 

Maybe there would be rimming? )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Epilogue
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus, background James/Lily, Harry/Ginny
Word Count:
3,549
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Epilogue. Epilogue-y things.
Warnings: rimming, character death (not any of the MWPP), mentions of violence and gay bashing.
A/N: I love this epilogue so much. I am ridiculous. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this whole little crazy mini-series as much as I enjoyed writing it!



Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

 

You don't understand Remus. It's David Bowie! )


amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 12
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
3,616
Rating:
R
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus and Sirius flee the camp together.
Warnings: underage blowjob
A/N: Last chapter! Epilogue going up tomorrow, since it keeps getting longer and longer...



Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11


 

 

There's a whole world out there for us, Remus. )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 10
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
2,986
Rating:
R
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: We find out what was in that paper bag.
Warnings: intercrural sex, foodplay, blowjobs (barely), some slight groddy sex squick, but only discussed.
A/N: THEY JUST WOULDN'T HAVE SEX. Oh my gosh. I don't know what the fuck the boys were doing during this whole chapter, but it took them forever to get around to the sexy!timez! I apologize on their behalf.

Side note: PLOT will resume next chapter. The boys deserved a break, you know? :P

NB: Dear British readers: it has come to my attention that you are ignorant as to the awesome of s'mores. I offer you a picture, and beg artistic license for what goes on in this chapter :P.

Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

 

Surprise time? )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Entirely Inappropriate Use of Magic Mirrors
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
300
Rating:
R
Summary:
Over Christmas holidays, Sirius and Remus find a way to stay in touch
Warnings:
descriptions of rimming and felching, mutual masturbation
A/N:
Written for prompt #26 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!

 

Don't mention my brother right now. )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 2
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
2,313
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus experiences his first round of SSA therapy.
Warnings: mentions of prostitution
A/N:
This “masculine touch therapy” that you'll see in this chapter: no shit, no joke, it's real. No, really. I read several undercover articles about these ex-gay camps, and this is lifted straight from one of them.


Previous Chapters:
1

 

*This* was supposed to *not* be gay? )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Cocks! On the Interweb Tubes!
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
200
Rating:
R
Summary:
Sirius discovers internet porn
Warnings:
blowjobs
A/N:
Written for prompt #39 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!
 

Remus! Cocks! )

 

amuly: (Default)
Okay.

So, some ridiculousness happened late last night on the internet.
Allow me to explain before I throw you face-first into my vat of special crazy sauce.

My friend [livejournal.com profile] shojokakumeii00 made a "Homolust Challenge Generator" (<- Go on, click! Give it a whirl ^.^). Basically, the fields are A (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) fucks/is fucked by a (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) (PREPOSITIONAL PHRASE). They are (RELATIONSHIP). It must involved (FETISH).

And the generator puts together as many crazy things as shojo programmed in. So she came to me - obviously, THE gay porn expert - for suggestions of more stuff to add in. So I gave her a whole slew of ideas.

Then /a/ found it.

Basically, long story short, I started writing up some of the crazier of the prompts to prove a point.
What follows is three of these stories.
I apologize for nothing.




A homely librarian is fucked by a cyborg company president over the phone. They are kings. It must involve time travel. )




A samurai fucks a arrogant ESPer at school. It must involve necrophilia and body hair. )

 
 

A elegant peasant is fucked by a comatose thief in a castle. They are brothers. It must involve extended foreplay and penance. )


amuly: (Default)
 

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 8
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
2,602
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Jack and Ianto take a moment to enjoy their soundproofed walls...
Warnings: coitus interruptus, rimming
A/N: I think I have my pr0n bunny back! This is the first sex scene in a while – like, a month – that I've been really happy with ^.^ I think the answer might have been rimming. Isn't the answer always rimming?


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

I thought dad hurted you. )
amuly: (janto fronds)


Title: Gwil’s Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 4

Pairing: Jack/Ianto

Word Count: 1,447

Rating: NC-17

Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Smex!

Warnings: none

A/N: Been having ridiculous issues with the MSWord on my laptop, which is why this is a little late. Will be working on it. Grrr.
A/N 2: AGHHH!! FUCK YOU, FORMATTING!!! I'm sorry. I've spent like, half a day trying to get this fucking thing posted right. There are no indents, I'm sorry, fuck it, I'm sick of mucking around in html b/c RTF won't open properly in it when copy-pasted and I don't have pages installed on my fucking desktop and for some stupid-ass reason MSWord isn't working on my laptop, which is where I write the damn thing the first place, so...AGHH! Excuse me while I jump off a cliff/try desperately to get this working by Thursday.

Previous:
Prologue
Chapters: 1, 2, 3

Quiet? *Quiet*? )
amuly: (Default)

Title: Crossplay Foodplay
Pairing: Eliot/Hardison
Word Count: 2,959
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Eliot is curious about fetishes; so is Hardison. This leads to foodplay. Takes place after episode 303 “Inside Job”. PWP.
Warnings: foodplay?
A/N: Another fic painfully written in an attempt to get my porn bunnies back. Bleh.


 

Big strong man, not sweetness )

amuly: (Eames/arthur I ship it)

Title: Arthur Tops
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Word Count: 1,538
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Arthur always bottoms – doesn’t even realize he could top. Eames enlightens him. PWP.
Warnings: none
A/N: My porn!bunny is being difficult. I’m hoping writing this little thing might work out whatever issues I’m having writing. Still, think it turned out okay. (eh...)


 

Do you want to fuck me? )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Moony and Padfoot: Revealed!
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 4,020
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fred and George abruptly find out that the two men they’re staying with at Grimmauld Place are, in fact, their all-time idols. Set during Christmas break OotP.
Warnings: underage smex, bondage, whips, exhibitionism. But all in good fun.
A/N: I take some liberties with canon, since I honestly can’t remember all the exacts. Also, for the record: twincest is wrong. But oh, so right ~.^ (No twincest in the fic, just jokes about it).



 

It had started out like any other morning. )

 

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Life is All Part III: Day 0: Chapter 6
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 3,795
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Flat christening, flat warming; announcements and reconciliations.
Warnings: slightly rough sex. Barely.
A/N: Not much to say, except: only 2 installments left! ;__; But that’s okay – as soon as this is over, I get to start on my Gwil series, where everyone is alive and screw RTD to hell! So yay ^.^

Previous Chapters:
Part I:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part II: 1, 2, 3
, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part III: 1, 2, 3, 4 , 5

 

Jack was dying. )
amuly: (Default)

Title: Floo Etiquette
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 1,276
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius and Remus were just having lazy afternoon sex. Then someone had to go interrupt them through floo.
Warnings: caught in the act; body hair? (if that’s an issue?)
A/N: Yeah, I dunno where this came from. I had a dream about rimming, and Sirius’ hairy arse, and then I was re-reading OotP and giggling at the thought of Sirius and Remus getting caught by someone messaging them over the floo network, and…this happened.


 

Like I'm shagging a werewolf. )

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