amuly: (KURT/BLAINE)

Title: The Best Way to Calm Down
Pairing:
Kurt/Blaine (main focus), Santana/Sam, Puck/Lauren, Mike/Tina
Word Count:
2,573
Rating:
R
Summary:
The boys try their best to stay in control during their various make-out sessions, Kurt and Blaine decide maybe it's okay to let go a little bit. Near-future!fic

Warnings: underage handjobs, brief hetero make-outs before the main event
Spoilers: 212 episode, “Silly Love Songs”
A/N: This started out as a “Oh my gosh, they should so do this on the show once the boys get together fantasy!” which turned into a “Oh no, they will never show Kurt and Blaine getting as hot and heavy as everyone else!” bemoaning, which turned into “I'm going to write it like an episode!” which, finally, turned into “Wait, it's fanfiction. PORN TIME.” So. There you go. It's just like a scene from an episode! If Glee aired on Showtime.


 

 

We don't *have* to stop. )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 2, Chapter 4
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, +Team
Word Count:
1,600
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil's school uniforms arrive; Ianto pins the trouser legs to be hemmed; Jack admires the view.
Warnings: none
A/N: Posting earlier, against [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st  's wishes, because I couldn't help myself it's so damn cuuute. So, yay, Gwil! But this is acting as your Thursday update: no more updates until next Monday.


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12
, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17
The Second Year:
1, 1.PWP, 2, 3
 

 

Tad, Dad's staring at your bum again. )


amuly: (janto fronds)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 2, Chapter 1.PWP
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto
Word Count:
2,865
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Jack and Ianto enjoy a moment together at the gun range.
Warnings: gunplay, vibrator
A/N: This was written as a thank-you to all my readers for getting over two thousand pageviews in a single day back on December 13th. And okay, so it's over a month late, shut up! But I wrote something I've never written before (vibrators), and I wanted to do my best to make it come out alright. So thank-you, fabulous readers! Enjoy!


Chronlogy note: In case the title didn't make it clear, this is an immediate follow-up/extension to Chapter 201. Though it can be read as a PWP with very little trouble.

Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12
, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17
The Second Year:
1, 2, 3
 

 

I know, Jack. And I always plan ahead. )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 2, Chapter 3
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
2,418
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.

Chapter Summary: Jack, Ianto, and Gwil go back-to-school shopping.
Warnings: none
A/N:
1.] I am such a terrible, mean, bad author. I AM SORRY. Sorry I disappeared, sorry this is so late, sorry sorry sorry. But we're back on, regular updates on Mondays, and we'll see if I can't up it to twice a week again (though I've committed to several things like [livejournal.com profile] jack_ianto_las  and [livejournal.com profile] rsbigbang  so I dunno how feasible that is). I also still owe you guys gun range porn. I'm on it, I swear. Again, sorry. :{ I hope the myriad of links and office supplies porn makes up for my terribleness as an author as of late.


2.] I tried my hardest with getting all the British terms right, though I'm certain there's something I must have screwed up. Feel free to Brit-pick me in the comments.


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12
, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17
The Second Year:
1, 2

 

 

Jack, we're here for Gwil's school supplies, not to indulge your... *interests*. )

 

That Kilt

Jan. 4th, 2011 11:05 pm
amuly: (chryed dirty boy)

Title: That Kilt
Pairing:
Christian/Syed
Word Count:
1,073
Rating:
R
Summary:
After Roxy picks Amy up in the 1-04 episode, Christian and Syed have fun with the kilt.

Warnings: none
A/N: I HAD TO. The porn gods commanded it! And thanks to [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st  , who first suggested the blowjob.


 

 

Naughty boy. )

 

amuly: (Default)

Poll still up, for those of you interested.

Also, if I keep writing this stuff, I'm going to need a damn Chryed icon...

Title:
Syed's Problem
Pairing:
Christian/Syed
Word Count:
2,717
Rating:
Hard R/NC-17
Summary:
Three days into living with Christian, Syed realizes they had a problem. The problem centers around Syed's sore bum. Christian, naturally, has a solution for this.

Warnings: rimming
A/N: Yes, I'm on a rimming kick right now. Don't knock it :P

 

 

Well, it's a bit embarrassing, isn't it? )

 


 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 2, Chapter 1
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Tosh
Word Count:
1,651
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Jack decides it's time for Gwil to learn how to use a firearm; Ianto is not pleased with the idea.
Warnings: none
A/N:
BACK! Oh gracious, you guys, sorry. I said a two week hiatus, it ended up being 5 weeks. Gah! :{ But hopefully my multi-fandom guys remained satisfied, b/c you got to read all my other stuff. As for you strict Janto fans... sorry! We're back on, now!


New business: I'll only be updating Gwil once a week on Mondays for a bit. I'm editing my novel and trying to get it published online by the end of the year (expect to hear more about that as the New Year draws closer), as well as just being generally busy with the holiday season. I'll try to bump it back up to twice a week as soon as I feel like I can. Okay! On to the fic!

Oh, and yeah, I spent a large part of my childhood shooting tin cans with BB guns.


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12
, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17

 

It's just a BB rifle, Ianto. )

 

amuly: (Default)

Title: Mix-Up at the Vic
Pairing:
Christian/Syed
Word Count:
1,308
Rating:
R
Summary:
Courtesy [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st via twitter: Accidentally plastered!Syed can't keep his hands off Christian. In public.

Warnings: rimming, drunk Syed
A/N: Huh? Am I drunk? Shut the fuck up, you bastards!! I'LL WRITE DRUNKEN FANFICTION IF I FEEL LIKE IT, DAMN IT.

 

 

'm...s'sorry... )
amuly: (Eames/arthur I ship it)

Title: Sometimes, There are More Important Things than Logic Books
Pairing:
Arthur/Eames
Word Count:
2,295
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Eames catches Arthur trying to read while fingering him. Eames is not amused. Ridiculous sexy-timez ensue.

Warnings: rimming, felching, RIDICULOUSNESS
A/N: This was comment porn written for [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina . It is RIDICULOUS and FILTHY and UNAPOLOGETICALLY PORN-TASTIC. So, just be warned. That's what this is. Edited and stupid typos fixed, obviously, because I can't go posting something with typos on my journal. What kind of woman of loose morals do you think I am?


 

Maybe there would be rimming? )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Epilogue
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus, background James/Lily, Harry/Ginny
Word Count:
3,549
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Epilogue. Epilogue-y things.
Warnings: rimming, character death (not any of the MWPP), mentions of violence and gay bashing.
A/N: I love this epilogue so much. I am ridiculous. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this whole little crazy mini-series as much as I enjoyed writing it!



Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

 

You don't understand Remus. It's David Bowie! )


amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)
Title: Order Meetings Don’t Always Have to be Vigilant
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 1,504
Rating: R
Summary: Sirius decides to lower everyone’s inhibitions at the Order Christmas party. First war era.
Warning:
frotting
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] sea_shtick for the[livejournal.com profile] rs_small_gifts  2010 ^.^ It might have ended up a bit schmoopy, but…it’s Christmas, after all. And big thank-yous to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st ! Who is a fantastic beta, and I wish I weren't so impatient and she was so busy, because I'd totally use her all the time.

 

 

Okay, so he was drunk. )
amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 12
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
3,616
Rating:
R
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus and Sirius flee the camp together.
Warnings: underage blowjob
A/N: Last chapter! Epilogue going up tomorrow, since it keeps getting longer and longer...



Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11


 

 

There's a whole world out there for us, Remus. )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 10
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
2,986
Rating:
R
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: We find out what was in that paper bag.
Warnings: intercrural sex, foodplay, blowjobs (barely), some slight groddy sex squick, but only discussed.
A/N: THEY JUST WOULDN'T HAVE SEX. Oh my gosh. I don't know what the fuck the boys were doing during this whole chapter, but it took them forever to get around to the sexy!timez! I apologize on their behalf.

Side note: PLOT will resume next chapter. The boys deserved a break, you know? :P

NB: Dear British readers: it has come to my attention that you are ignorant as to the awesome of s'mores. I offer you a picture, and beg artistic license for what goes on in this chapter :P.

Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

 

Surprise time? )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 9
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
2,118
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus decides he's probably okay with this whole gay thing; Sirius gets a mysterious paper bag from James.
Warnings: none
A/N: I meant for the next chapter to be part of this one, but it became so unwieldy that I had to split it up. That's also why this took a little while – I was writing the next chapter, too. Expect that one up tomorrow morning. Total chapter count is now revised to 12 + an Epilogue, it's looking like.

Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

 

 

Are you okay? )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 7
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
1,722
Rating:
R
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus discovers an ulterior motive to Sirius' prostitution.
Warnings: underage wanking
A/N: Yeaaaahhh, so...I went out last night. Sorry? Here: fic! Sorry :{ Look for another chapter tomorrow morning (EST)


Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

 

I can't, I can't. )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 4
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
1,797
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus and Sirius play some sports to improve their masculinity.
Warnings: underage UST
A/N: Up a little bit later than I meant to, oops! Slept in. I might have another chappie up before bed, but that depends on whether or not my friend needs my company tonight. Boy troubles *eye roll*
. Oh, and this is looking at around 10 chapters total, for now.

Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3
 

 

Ready to use your powerful male body, Remus? )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 3
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus, James, Peter
Word Count:
1,614
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus follows Sirius into the woods and meets some kids from another camp.
Warnings: mentions of prostitution
A/N: Short chappie, but I think I might update again in the morning (EST), so be on the look-out. Oh, and this fic is definitely going to end up NC-17, btw. I'm not about to have all this UST w/o some payoff. The given rating is just on a chapter-to-chapter basis.

Previous Chapters:
1, 2

 

How's camp poofter? )


amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 2
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
2,313
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus experiences his first round of SSA therapy.
Warnings: mentions of prostitution
A/N:
This “masculine touch therapy” that you'll see in this chapter: no shit, no joke, it's real. No, really. I read several undercover articles about these ex-gay camps, and this is lifted straight from one of them.


Previous Chapters:
1

 

*This* was supposed to *not* be gay? )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away
Pairing:
Eventual Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
1,537
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus arrives at camp and meets Sirius
Warnings: mentions of prostitution.
A/N:
1.] Yes, the title is nicked from the South Park episode “Cartman Sucks”. Yes, that episode was totally the inspiration for this fic.

2.] This is my first completely AU fic I've ever written. Go figure.
3.] The plan is to have this fic posted every day/every other day or so until it's finished, like a little mini-series. We'll see how that actually works out.
4.] I actually did a small iota of research for this fic. For those of you who watch Eastenders, you might recognize the “SSA” language from Syed's plot. No shit: there are actually groups out there that call being gay that.

 

 

He's a backslider. )

 

amuly: (Default)
Okay.

So, some ridiculousness happened late last night on the internet.
Allow me to explain before I throw you face-first into my vat of special crazy sauce.

My friend [livejournal.com profile] shojokakumeii00 made a "Homolust Challenge Generator" (<- Go on, click! Give it a whirl ^.^). Basically, the fields are A (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) fucks/is fucked by a (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) (PREPOSITIONAL PHRASE). They are (RELATIONSHIP). It must involved (FETISH).

And the generator puts together as many crazy things as shojo programmed in. So she came to me - obviously, THE gay porn expert - for suggestions of more stuff to add in. So I gave her a whole slew of ideas.

Then /a/ found it.

Basically, long story short, I started writing up some of the crazier of the prompts to prove a point.
What follows is three of these stories.
I apologize for nothing.




A homely librarian is fucked by a cyborg company president over the phone. They are kings. It must involve time travel. )




A samurai fucks a arrogant ESPer at school. It must involve necrophilia and body hair. )

 
 

A elegant peasant is fucked by a comatose thief in a castle. They are brothers. It must involve extended foreplay and penance. )


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By [profile] cowboyhd 

"Being here I've seen things I never dreamt I'd see. Loved people I never would have known if I had just stayed where I was... and I wouldn't change that for the world."

Jack, Torchwood Epi. 203

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By [profile] mercury_pheonix 

"I'm gay and I'm Muslim. And I don't think you can go to hell for having loved."

Syed, Eastenders Epi. 7·16·2010

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By [personal profile] raelala 

"You'll always be young. You'll always be beautiful. You're Brian Kinney, for fuck's sake!"

Michael, Queer As Folk Epi. 514

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By [profile] aoitsukikage 

"Kurt, there is a moment where you say to yourself – ‘Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you forever.’"

Blaine, Glee Epi. 216

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By [profile] zoesmith

The Professor walked to Black's side, seized his hand, pulled him to his feet so that Crookshanks fell to the floor, and embraced Black like a brother.

Prisoner of Azkaban, p. 345

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