amuly: (KURT/BLAINE)

Title: The Best Way to Calm Down
Pairing:
Kurt/Blaine (main focus), Santana/Sam, Puck/Lauren, Mike/Tina
Word Count:
2,573
Rating:
R
Summary:
The boys try their best to stay in control during their various make-out sessions, Kurt and Blaine decide maybe it's okay to let go a little bit. Near-future!fic

Warnings: underage handjobs, brief hetero make-outs before the main event
Spoilers: 212 episode, “Silly Love Songs”
A/N: This started out as a “Oh my gosh, they should so do this on the show once the boys get together fantasy!” which turned into a “Oh no, they will never show Kurt and Blaine getting as hot and heavy as everyone else!” bemoaning, which turned into “I'm going to write it like an episode!” which, finally, turned into “Wait, it's fanfiction. PORN TIME.” So. There you go. It's just like a scene from an episode! If Glee aired on Showtime.


 

 

We don't *have* to stop. )

 

amuly: (Default)

Title: Why Would Anyone Have Keys to Christian's One-Room Flat?
Pairing:
Christian/Syed
Word Count:
2,191
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Christian and Syed try to have a nice night together after all the Tamwar/Afia drama in the December 2nd episode. Things don't go as planned.

Warnings: coitus interruptus
A/N:
This fic is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st  , who gave me the idea for this fic during a ridiculous twitter conversation. And, seriously, were I Tamwar: I wouldn't just barge into Christian and Syed's flat. I mean, I would, but not if I was Syed's straight baby brother :P
A/N2: This ended up sappier than I meant. Christian and Syed have a tendency to do that to me, the adorable boys that they are.

 

 

Damned Masood men. )

 

amuly: (Eames/arthur I ship it)

Title: Sometimes, There are More Important Things than Logic Books
Pairing:
Arthur/Eames
Word Count:
2,295
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Eames catches Arthur trying to read while fingering him. Eames is not amused. Ridiculous sexy-timez ensue.

Warnings: rimming, felching, RIDICULOUSNESS
A/N: This was comment porn written for [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina . It is RIDICULOUS and FILTHY and UNAPOLOGETICALLY PORN-TASTIC. So, just be warned. That's what this is. Edited and stupid typos fixed, obviously, because I can't go posting something with typos on my journal. What kind of woman of loose morals do you think I am?


 

Maybe there would be rimming? )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Epilogue
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus, background James/Lily, Harry/Ginny
Word Count:
3,549
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Epilogue. Epilogue-y things.
Warnings: rimming, character death (not any of the MWPP), mentions of violence and gay bashing.
A/N: I love this epilogue so much. I am ridiculous. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this whole little crazy mini-series as much as I enjoyed writing it!



Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

 

You don't understand Remus. It's David Bowie! )


amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)
Title: Order Meetings Don’t Always Have to be Vigilant
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 1,504
Rating: R
Summary: Sirius decides to lower everyone’s inhibitions at the Order Christmas party. First war era.
Warning:
frotting
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] sea_shtick for the[livejournal.com profile] rs_small_gifts  2010 ^.^ It might have ended up a bit schmoopy, but…it’s Christmas, after all. And big thank-yous to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st ! Who is a fantastic beta, and I wish I weren't so impatient and she was so busy, because I'd totally use her all the time.

 

 

Okay, so he was drunk. )
amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 12
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
3,616
Rating:
R
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus and Sirius flee the camp together.
Warnings: underage blowjob
A/N: Last chapter! Epilogue going up tomorrow, since it keeps getting longer and longer...



Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11


 

 

There's a whole world out there for us, Remus. )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Last one! Now all of my drabbles have been posted over at [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws ^.^ I can't wait for the next round of competition, so I can read some more drabbles.

Title:
Necessary Lube Experimentation
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
300
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Sirius wants to try out some new lube; Remus is not amused.
Warnings:
improbable amounts of lube in a single tube
A/N:
Written for prompt #19 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!


 

 

The normal KY is fine! )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 8
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
2,101
Rating:
R
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus and Sirius get in trouble; Remus' dad shows up; Remus needs Sirius.
Warnings: underage frottage, child abuse
A/N: So, yeah, I totally stole from South Park again. The whole time I was writing this chapter all I could think was: "Then why did we find this 1974 Sears Men's underwear catalog in your room?
... This is what makes you confused! This is confusing you right now, isn't it?!"

Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
 

 

I said I'd protect you. )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 5
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Lucius (brief, prostitution)
Word Count:
1,304
Rating:
R
Summary:
Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Chapter Summary: Remus gets an eyeful. Sirius helps him out.
Warnings: prostitution, underage blowjobs
A/N: Ooooo snap. What's that rating up there? R? Uh-oh...is stuff going down this chapter? *looks totally innocent* Hurm? What?


Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4

 

Those lips that had just...were just... )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Pray the Gay Away not going up quite yet, mostly because I woke up late. :{ Oops. Working on it, though!

Title:
Fuck Me, Cowboy
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
296
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Sirius has a special outfit on for Remus' birthday
Warnings:
blowjob
A/N:
Written for prompt #52 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!

 

 

Ung... )
amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Candy Boy
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
270
Rating:
R
Summary:
Sirius has a special treat for Remus
Warnings:
frotting, fluff galore
A/N:
Written for prompt #28 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!
 

 

I've got a surprise for you. )
amuly: (Default)
Okay.

So, some ridiculousness happened late last night on the internet.
Allow me to explain before I throw you face-first into my vat of special crazy sauce.

My friend [livejournal.com profile] shojokakumeii00 made a "Homolust Challenge Generator" (<- Go on, click! Give it a whirl ^.^). Basically, the fields are A (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) fucks/is fucked by a (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) (PREPOSITIONAL PHRASE). They are (RELATIONSHIP). It must involved (FETISH).

And the generator puts together as many crazy things as shojo programmed in. So she came to me - obviously, THE gay porn expert - for suggestions of more stuff to add in. So I gave her a whole slew of ideas.

Then /a/ found it.

Basically, long story short, I started writing up some of the crazier of the prompts to prove a point.
What follows is three of these stories.
I apologize for nothing.




A homely librarian is fucked by a cyborg company president over the phone. They are kings. It must involve time travel. )




A samurai fucks a arrogant ESPer at school. It must involve necrophilia and body hair. )

 
 

A elegant peasant is fucked by a comatose thief in a castle. They are brothers. It must involve extended foreplay and penance. )


amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)
So [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws ' month of porn drabbles has begun! ^.^ I've written 9 drabbles for the month, and as they are posted over there, I'll post them over here. At the end of the month, I'll post the batch to [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius . Hopefully that'll minimize the f-list spamming as much as possible, while still organizing everything to my satisfaction. Enjoy!



Title: Three... Two... One...
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
300
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Sirius and Remus ring in the new year.
Warnings:
almost coitus-interruptus
A/N:
Written for prompt #58 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!
 

 

Few more seconds... )
amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 15
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Gwen/Rhys
Word Count:
1,252
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Jack and Ianto get some alone time; Gwil gets to go to the cinema
Warnings: none
A/N: Sorry for the lateness! I blame a combination of work, a drag show, a hangover, and mp_ldws porn drabble-fest for it. Also: only 2 more chapters for the First Year.

Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12
, 13, 14
 

 

This was nice, Jack. )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 11
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Janet
Word Count:
1,474
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Jack unfairly convinces Ianto to introduce Gwil to Janet.
Warnings: none
A/N:
I have had the weirdest day. An old Hungarian man – parent of one of my students – asked if I was married, and if I would like to meet a “nice, young, Hungarian man”. ?! When his son commented “Oh, but she's Italian”, his response was (insert Hungarian accent here) “De Hungarians and de Italians, ve get along very well. Dis is good!” My life is seriously My Big Fat Greek Wedding.



Previous Chapters:
Prologue
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
 

 

Why had he ever agreed to this? )

 

amuly: (Default)
 

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 8
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
2,602
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Jack and Ianto take a moment to enjoy their soundproofed walls...
Warnings: coitus interruptus, rimming
A/N: I think I have my pr0n bunny back! This is the first sex scene in a while – like, a month – that I've been really happy with ^.^ I think the answer might have been rimming. Isn't the answer always rimming?


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

I thought dad hurted you. )
amuly: (janto fronds)


Title: Gwil’s Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 4

Pairing: Jack/Ianto

Word Count: 1,447

Rating: NC-17

Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Smex!

Warnings: none

A/N: Been having ridiculous issues with the MSWord on my laptop, which is why this is a little late. Will be working on it. Grrr.
A/N 2: AGHHH!! FUCK YOU, FORMATTING!!! I'm sorry. I've spent like, half a day trying to get this fucking thing posted right. There are no indents, I'm sorry, fuck it, I'm sick of mucking around in html b/c RTF won't open properly in it when copy-pasted and I don't have pages installed on my fucking desktop and for some stupid-ass reason MSWord isn't working on my laptop, which is where I write the damn thing the first place, so...AGHH! Excuse me while I jump off a cliff/try desperately to get this working by Thursday.

Previous:
Prologue
Chapters: 1, 2, 3

Quiet? *Quiet*? )
amuly: (Default)

Title: Crossplay Foodplay
Pairing: Eliot/Hardison
Word Count: 2,959
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Eliot is curious about fetishes; so is Hardison. This leads to foodplay. Takes place after episode 303 “Inside Job”. PWP.
Warnings: foodplay?
A/N: Another fic painfully written in an attempt to get my porn bunnies back. Bleh.


 

Big strong man, not sweetness )

amuly: (janto fronds)

Title: Life is All Part III: Day 0: Chapter 7
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Martha/Mickey, Lois/Alonso
Word Count: 3,295
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Wedding and honeymoon.
Warnings: brief mentions of S&M
A/N: Well, this is almost the end! Epilogue linked at the bottom of this chapter. Enjoy reading about my ideal honeymoon... (shut it :P)

 
Previous Chapters:
Part I:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part II: 1, 2, 3
, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part III: 1, 2, 3, 4 , 5, 6
 

 

It's your wedding reception. Relax. )


amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Moony and Padfoot: Revealed!
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 4,020
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fred and George abruptly find out that the two men they’re staying with at Grimmauld Place are, in fact, their all-time idols. Set during Christmas break OotP.
Warnings: underage smex, bondage, whips, exhibitionism. But all in good fun.
A/N: I take some liberties with canon, since I honestly can’t remember all the exacts. Also, for the record: twincest is wrong. But oh, so right ~.^ (No twincest in the fic, just jokes about it).



 

It had started out like any other morning. )

 

 

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Jack, Torchwood Epi. 203

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"I'm gay and I'm Muslim. And I don't think you can go to hell for having loved."

Syed, Eastenders Epi. 7·16·2010

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"You'll always be young. You'll always be beautiful. You're Brian Kinney, for fuck's sake!"

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