amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 6, Chapter 1
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
2,628
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil gets his first Torchwood job in the archives; Gwil finds something in there that makes him need to talk to his dad.
Warnings: none
A/N: Here's my opinion on the Oxford comma debate: Of course we need it. It solves all sorts of terrible ambiguity problems. But more importantly: if you get rid of it, then I've been teaching punctuation wrong for 7 years. You guys, we can't let this come to pass. I do not teach punctuation wrong. Punctuation is my thing. DDDD:


 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 5
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PDF (Years 1-5)
 

 

Gwil certainly was doing better than Gwen had *her* first couple months. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 5
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Andy, mentions of Team
Word Count:
2,501
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil's 12th birthday is interrupted by the Rift; Gwil doesn't take this as well as Ianto and Jack might have thought.
Warnings: none
A/N: Trying a 3 day a week update schedule. Dunno if I'll manage to keep it up, but I'm trying! Also, this is the end of Year 5. Also, working on the updated PDF. Sorry. Will go up soon!


 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 4
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I want to help! I'm twelve now; I could help! )

 

amuly: (Charles/Erik)

Title: Cognitive Dissonance
Pairing:
Charles/Erik
Word Count:
2,737
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Erik and Charles discuss the future of mutant-human relations.

Warnings: philosophy quoting, smoking
A/N:
This might be the most self-indulgent thing I've ever written, aside from some Plato/Phaedo porn I wrote last year. If philosophy and pretty boys arguing with each other and calling each other out on informal fallacies is your thing, then you're in luck! That's my thing, too! And that's pretty much all this fic is. D:


I'm actually even going to cross-post this to [livejournal.com profile] symposium_love ; that's how self-indulgent I'm feeling with this fic.
 


 

 

“Well then how will it happen, Charles?” Erik turned around, leaning back on his forearms with the railing at his back. Tilting his head to Charles, Erik allowed a smirk to dance across his features. “In what sort of groovy, pacifist way do you see mutants becoming the dominant race and eliminating the humans?” )


amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 2
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto,
Word Count:
2,556
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil has his first school dance; Jack and Ianto behave like terrible parents and spy on him.
Warnings: none
A/N: Sorry for the lateness. My desktop's harddrive went tits up. I didn't lose anything irreplaceable (all the fic is on my laptop, and backed up a couple places), but I've been spending the last day since they replaced it re-downloading all my v. v. important stuff, like Chryed edits for Eastenders and Queer as Folk. Also, I'm on this new birth control that's supposed to control acne, but all it's done is given me extreme mood swings for my PMS week. I've been crying for no reason for half of the day. It's like having an emotion cold. Fucking awful. Anyway, so many random events conspired against me the last couple of days. Enjoy the fluff :P


 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 1
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I'm going to buy him condoms! )
amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: One Down, Two Thousand Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine to Go
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto
Word Count:
684
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Jack and Ianto's first date after TYTNW seems to be going well.

Warnings: none
A/N:
WOW. Completely shocked that I'm still in this. So freaking psyched to get to try for the top ten next round. This competition, as frustrating as it's been at times, has been really exhilarating.

 

 

 

If by "research" Ianto meant "watched some porn", then sure, Jack had done research. )

 

Dogs of War

Jun. 8th, 2011 12:01 am
amuly: (Charles/Erik)

Title: Dogs of War
Pairing:
Charles/Erik
Word Count:
1,490
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
During their bromance tour, Charles and Erik visit the house of a young mutant. Unfortunately there is something in the house that scares Erik more than Shaw ever could.

Warnings: References to Erik's time in the concentration camp/torture
A/N:
I am relentlessly spamming you guys with X-Men fic. I'm sorry. :{ But bah, I'm writing bunches because these fucking stitches means I can't do much else, and the X-Men boys have invaded my brain. Also: how was there next to no smoking in this movie? It was the 60s, damn it. You can't tell me Charles, as an academic, didn't smoke, or that Erik, as a bad-ass rebel, didn't smoke. Come on.


 

 

His muscles felt liquefied, his limbs like overcooked sauerkraut. )


Side note: okay, Charles/Erik shippers: Which comm are we using? Because I'm now UTTERLY CONFUSED. There are three Charles/Eric specific comms out there (to my knowledge), to not even get into the innumerable X-Men comms in existence. So are we going with [livejournal.com profile] oldfriends : the old standby with low moderation but also low organization, or [livejournal.com profile] cxe_firstclass or [livejournal.com profile] erik_charles , which honestly seem to have little difference between them except [livejournal.com profile] erik_charles  has more reclists currently posted and [livejournal.com profile] cxe_firstclass  has more original fiction posted. I don't even know anymore, you guys. Seriously, someone needs to make a decision for all of us and then tell me, because I'm just confused as hell as where to put my shit. 


Come on, guys: this is LJ, not tumblr. Let's be organized. 

(Ahhhh the tumblr fans are now going to attack me! No, tumblr is cool for fangirling and .gifs and stuff, but I can't get in my blimp and join a blogosphere that is so terribly unorganized. And crediting ethics always seems like they're freaking loosey-goosey over there, so nyrgk.)

 

amuly: (Charles/Erik)

Title: The Devolution of Philosophical Conversations
Pairing:
Charles Xavier/Erik Lensherr
Word Count:
1,078
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
As a response to this prompt on the [livejournal.com profile] 1stclass_kink :During one of their late-night philosophical discussion sessions, after a glass or two of scotch, Charles inadvertently finds himself using part of his university-bar pickup speech on Erik. Erik calls him on it.

Warnings: none
A/N:
Because if anyone on this earth is an expert at drunken university-bar pick up speeches, it's me.

 

If you fall asleep again I'm changing the board. )

 

Bonus:

No one is allowed to steal this pick-up line, but this is the one I use, tailored for my field:

Me: “So have you heard about string theory? One implication of it is that if you run at a wall a million and one times, one of those times your atoms and the wall's atoms will line up just right so that you'll pass right through it.” *points at guys chair* “So is this seat taken?” *sits in guy's lap* “Huh, didn't work that time. Why don't I try it a million more times?” LAPDANCE.

Yes. This is what you get when you're going for a PhD in Philosophy of Mathematics. ME. ENJOY IT, BOYS!

Stitches

Jun. 6th, 2011 04:33 pm
amuly: (Charles/Erik)

Title: Stitches
Pairing:
Charles Xavier/Erik Lensherr
Word Count:
978
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Set during the bromance recruiting montage, Erik gets injured and needs stitches. Charles patches him up.

Warnings: Mild blood/gore, but nothing kinky about it.
A/N:
I just got stitches today for the first time ever – wooo – on a skin thing they had to remove from my shoulder. It's only a dozen stitches or so, but FUCK. Shit HURTS. I kind of had no idea stitches would, you know, sting and continue to be painful after the actual stitching was over with. So this is me writing some therapy fic, basically (and because I can't do much else besides write without popping the damn stitches).



 

Charles' hand rattled in its movements just for a second as a flash of painful memories battered at the edge of his awareness, coming off Erik like a stormy sea battering at a rocky shore. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 6
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Eleven, Amy, Tosh
Word Count:
2,677
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
The Doctor fumes, Jack defends them, Ianto broods, then does some research and testing to see if the whole crazy plan was worth it.
Warnings: continued discussion of morally questionable actions
A/N: GUYS. I SAW X-MEN FIRST CLASS. HNNNGGGGGG. SO SLASHY. SO FUCKING SLASHY. OH MY GOSH. Don't be surprised if you get inundated from kink-meme fills SHIPPING THE HELL OUT OF Charles/Erik. SO SLASHY. Honestly, it was jarring when the two of them DIDN'T kiss at the end of several scenes throughout the movie.

SO SLASHY. SO SLASHY. (There are also absurd amounts of interviews where James McAvoy – my genetic perfect match – repeatedly goes on about how ridiculously slashy his character and Erik are. He is just flat out like “oh my gosh, so tragic, if only they could have just sexed each other up and not have been enemies!” :DDDD)

 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 5
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See if time's still doing a discordant cha-cha around the boys' presence. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 4
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Team +Eleven &c.
Word Count:
2,826
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Everything gets explained; possible solutions put forth.
Warnings: angst
A/N: Please trust me, lovely readers? Please? ;___; The angst and the drama is good for you, okay?!


 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 3
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How is it a paradox that Gwil is in the present? )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 3
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Gwil, +Team, +Eleven, Rory, and Amy. Mentions of River.
Word Count:
3,784
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
The Doctor starts (emphasis on starts) to explain what the hell is going on.
Warnings: angsting begins
A/N: SO BUSY. Ungk. Busy couple of days, with rsbigbang final draft due in a week, and a million doctor's appointments and finals week for all my kids and &c &c &c. But anyway. Enjoy!


 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 2
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Fishfingers! Goes well with custard, but also grilled cheese, as it would seem in this case. )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Designated Riddler
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
1,415
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Sirius and Remus get drunk and wonder how similarly drunken Ravenclaws get into their dorms after a night out. Then, they decide to try it for themselves.

Warnings: none
A/N:
Brother and I have had this conversation several times. He was the one who thought of the title (he's got a knack for them, I swear). Also: Still in England!! Eeee!! (Actually, Wales, atm ^.^)


 

 

How d'you reckon Ravenclaws get in when they're pissed? )

 

amuly: (chryed book)

One fic, Christian's Try, followed by one ficlet written for my prompt meme.

Title:
Christian's Try
Pairing:
Christian/Syed, + Zainab
Word Count:
1,847
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Christian goes to Zainab behind Syed's back in an attempt at reconciliation

Warnings: none
A/N:
After Monday's epi, I'm thinking this is what needs to happen next. This, or, you know, some crazy Yusef drama or something.

 

Can't you just give me five minutes? I'll even let you feed me. )





Title: Daddies
Pairing: Christian/Syed
Word Count: 591
Rating: PG
Summary: Christian and Syed hold their baby girl for the first time. Future!fic

Warnings: none
A/N:
Written for [livejournal.com profile] ohfaun  for my fic prompt meme. The prompt was: Can I have Syed and Christian with a baby. I would love it if it's theirs (either through adoption or surrogacy) but it's okay if it's not.



 

I'll always love her. )


amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Show Me, Don't Tell Me
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 575
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jack and Ianto's first date after YTNW

Warnings: none
A/N:
Written for [livejournal.com profile] kausingkayn  over at my prompt fill. The prompt was: Jack/Ianto, of course. ^_^ Their first date, after John Hart. But can it be a complete disaster?



 

Wouldn't you rather... er... fuck? )

Title: Dirty Talk
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 806
Rating: R
Summary: Ianto's first time rimming requires quite a bit of convincing on Jack's part.

Warnings: rimming
A/N:
Written for [livejournal.com profile] xrai_namere  over at my prompt fill. The prompt was: Jack/Ianto - rimming, first time. With Ianto doing the rimming, please. :)


 

This must be so unsanitary. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)
First: HOLY FUCKING HELL OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUCKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Oh dear. Now those of you who didn't know already now know I'm an American.)
Anyway. Onto Gwil.

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 3, Chapter 9
Pairing:
Gwen/Rhys, +Gwil
Word Count:
2,681
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
A very pregnant Gwen and Rhys take Gwil out for a day at the zoo. Of course, Torchwood happens.
Warnings: mentions of infant death (past, OCs)
A/N: Thursday you'll get a double-dose of Gwil (if all goes as planned) to round out Year 3. Then we're on a 2 week hiatus before Year 4, which should end on Monday, the 14th. Again, if all goes as planned.

 

Previous Chapter: Year 3, Chapter 8
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I didn't touch it! )
amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: (Mostly)Human Guinea Pig
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto
Word Count:
868
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Jack doesn't see the point in carefully testing each alien artifact – not when he's available. Written for [livejournal.com profile] jack_ianto_las  week 5

Warnings: gender-bend
A/N:
Really thought I was gone this week, especially since I threw away the fic I wanted to write for the prompt because I was worried it'd be offensive. But still in it!! Also: Gwil late because Lent ended Sunday and I've been reading ALL OF THE FICS. It's about 25% written or so, I'm totally working on it.


 

 

So it changed a little more than my hair- )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 3, Chapter 7
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, +Team
Word Count:
3,927
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Aliens crash land at Gwil's school. With his dads not at the scene, Gwil takes charge of the situation and tries to do what he can.
Warnings: illness/injury
A/N:
This was 90% finished yesterday, but then I went out and drank way too much. You know, standard Wednesday evening. Hopefully this chapter was worth the delay.


 

Previous Chapters:

Prologue
  |  The First Year:  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17  |  The Second Year: 1, 1.PWP, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13  |  The Third Year: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6



 

Hello. I'm Gwil. You're on Earth. )

 

amuly: (Default)

Title: Conditions for Engagement
Pairing:
Christian/Syed, + Zainab, Masood
Word Count:
3,065
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Future!fic: Zainab and Masood try to reconcile with Christian and Syed after news of their engagement spreads – but they have a few conditions for the months before the wedding.

Warnings: none
A/N:
So, I generally don't write "plot fics" with ongoing series, since I'll end up being proven wrong in a few weeks. But this scene got stuck in my head, and drove me to fits of giggles, so I decided to write it up.

 

 

What do we even call a gay wedding, anyway? )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Show and Tell
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Rhiannon, +Grey
Word Count: 764
Rating: PG-13
Summary:
Jack and Ianto's broken pasts somehow fit together perfectly.
Warnings: Brief depictions of mental illness
A/N:
Okay, so I'll admit, I'm a little lukewarm this week with the results. Honestly, any other week I'm happy just to still be in, but this has been my absolute favorite fic of mine so far, and not just because of personal reasons or anything: I just genuinely think this is pretty damn well written. What I managed to do at the end, with tying the seemingly disparate themes together and echoing quotes and such... I know it's stupid to say this about your own fic, but I really liked it! Granted, I couldn't read anyone else's fic, because of Lent, so maybe everyone else's was a billion times better than mine. But still.

 

 

Show me how! )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Are We Not Men?
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
1,536
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Sirius has some doubts the morning of graduation. Remus sits, smokes, and speaks with him.

Warnings: smoking, mentions of rim jobs and blow jobs
A/N: Over 28k into my [livejournal.com profile] rsbigbang  (yeah, seriously: What. The. Fuck.), so wanted to take a break from that and my Torchwood series for a little one-shot. Went to my prompt list, and saw this little guy on there. Enjoy. (Bonus fact: the jumper Remus is wearing in this fic is stolen the one in [livejournal.com profile] epithalamium 's art for me ^.^)


 

 

So... are we adults now? Grown men? )

 

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