amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 6, Chapter 1
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
2,628
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil gets his first Torchwood job in the archives; Gwil finds something in there that makes him need to talk to his dad.
Warnings: none
A/N: Here's my opinion on the Oxford comma debate: Of course we need it. It solves all sorts of terrible ambiguity problems. But more importantly: if you get rid of it, then I've been teaching punctuation wrong for 7 years. You guys, we can't let this come to pass. I do not teach punctuation wrong. Punctuation is my thing. DDDD:


 

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Gwil certainly was doing better than Gwen had *her* first couple months. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 5
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Andy, mentions of Team
Word Count:
2,501
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil's 12th birthday is interrupted by the Rift; Gwil doesn't take this as well as Ianto and Jack might have thought.
Warnings: none
A/N: Trying a 3 day a week update schedule. Dunno if I'll manage to keep it up, but I'm trying! Also, this is the end of Year 5. Also, working on the updated PDF. Sorry. Will go up soon!


 

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I want to help! I'm twelve now; I could help! )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 4
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Owen/Tosh
Word Count:
2,160
Rating:
R
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Ianto turns 30, but it doesn't bother him. Really. Also: Tosh gets some help babysitting Gwil.
Warnings: none
A/N: So Dad cut the cable and internet cable when he was out back digging holes this weekend. Fucking bastard. We didn't get internet back until 7 pm. This isn't really relevant to you guys, or anything. I'm just pissed off. >:|


 

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I'm not Brian Kinney, Jack. )

 

amuly: (Charles/Erik)

Title: Cognitive Dissonance
Pairing:
Charles/Erik
Word Count:
2,737
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
Erik and Charles discuss the future of mutant-human relations.

Warnings: philosophy quoting, smoking
A/N:
This might be the most self-indulgent thing I've ever written, aside from some Plato/Phaedo porn I wrote last year. If philosophy and pretty boys arguing with each other and calling each other out on informal fallacies is your thing, then you're in luck! That's my thing, too! And that's pretty much all this fic is. D:


I'm actually even going to cross-post this to [livejournal.com profile] symposium_love ; that's how self-indulgent I'm feeling with this fic.
 


 

 

“Well then how will it happen, Charles?” Erik turned around, leaning back on his forearms with the railing at his back. Tilting his head to Charles, Erik allowed a smirk to dance across his features. “In what sort of groovy, pacifist way do you see mutants becoming the dominant race and eliminating the humans?” )


amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 3
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
2,318
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
One night while Jack and Gwil are having a quiet evening in, Gwil asks some questions.
Warnings: none
A/N: Reminder: We're now down to 5 chapters per Year. This is where it'll be for the rest of the series. So things are going to be moving a bit more quickly.
The plan is to have the series wrap up around end of August - when I start graduate classes at CMU. This might mean some 3-day a week updates... we'll see what I can whip up ~.^

 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 2
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In the future, humans'll spread out into space, into every nook and cranny and little tiny habitable place they can find. )


amuly: (Charles/Erik)

Title: Survival of the Cutest
Pairing:
Charles/Erik
Word Count:
2,024
Rating:
PG
Summary:
For this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] 1stclass_kink  meme: Erik has a soft spot for animals that no one would have guessed. Run with it!
Warnings:
fluff, surprise!nerdiness
A/N:
This started as a joke, since the mod of the kink meme wrote that “No kink too vanilla... From G-rated baby squirrel adoption...” and I and [livejournal.com profile] fatal_drum  were laughing about it. Then [livejournal.com profile] fatal_drum  prompted me, and so of course I had to accept the challenge!


 

 

These are baby squirrels. )

 
Bonus: BABY SQUIRREL FEEDING VIDEO:

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 1
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Martha, Mickey
Word Count:
2,215
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil, Jack, and Ianto move into their home... that they had been “living in” for the past three years. Gwil asks Jack about Boeshane.
Warnings: briefly bratty Gwil
A/N: “Real” start to Year 5! Woo! Also: oh dear goodness, did I get the school stuff right? Someone please tell me I got it right. I think I did? :{{{


 

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Come on, Tad. I can help. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4-5 Intermezzo
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto
Word Count:
1,748
Rating:
R
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
On the last day of their honeymoon, Jack and Ianto enjoy one more quiet moment together.
Warnings: mentions of rimming, dildos, and triple-penetration
A/N: Since so many of you asked for it, here it is: just a little honeymoon snippet before we start on Year 5.
Look for the updated PDF of everything so far coming at you sometime this week.

FUCKING HELL LJ HAS EATEN MY POST 3 TIMES NOW. GRGGGK.


 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 7
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I don't think my anus will ever be capable of withstanding your penis again )

 

amuly: (Charles/Erik)

Title: The Art of Misdirection
Pairing:
Charles/Erik
Word Count:
2,121
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Written for the [livejournal.com profile] 1stclass_kink  prompt: Erik discovering the best way to surprise a telepath is to think about what he's going to do AFTER he's licked Charles out, and let the licking out part slip his mind. ;)
Warnings: rimming
A/N:
If you guys haven't seen it already, go check out the new modpost at [livejournal.com profile] oldfriends . The other comods and I have been working hard getting the tags set up, redesigning stuff, making banners, &c. So go take a look!


 

 

You're a cheater. )

 

amuly: (Charles/Erik)

Title: Oxford Style
Pairing:
Charles/Erik
Word Count:
2,188
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Written for a prompt at [livejournal.com profile] 1stclass_kink  meme: Intercrural sex:Pretty much exactly what it says on the tin. Maybe it's something that Charles discovered at uni and introduces to Erik. I would prefer that Erik is the one fucking Charles' thighs.
Warnings: smoking, tiny tiny reference to non-con, intercrural sex
A/N:
Ooooo how I love writing intercrural sex. I was going to write this fic anyway, and then I saw the prompt on the kink meme and posted it under that, since it fills it.


 

 

Erik! Only *brutes* do *that*! )

 

Dogs of War

Jun. 8th, 2011 12:01 am
amuly: (Charles/Erik)

Title: Dogs of War
Pairing:
Charles/Erik
Word Count:
1,490
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
During their bromance tour, Charles and Erik visit the house of a young mutant. Unfortunately there is something in the house that scares Erik more than Shaw ever could.

Warnings: References to Erik's time in the concentration camp/torture
A/N:
I am relentlessly spamming you guys with X-Men fic. I'm sorry. :{ But bah, I'm writing bunches because these fucking stitches means I can't do much else, and the X-Men boys have invaded my brain. Also: how was there next to no smoking in this movie? It was the 60s, damn it. You can't tell me Charles, as an academic, didn't smoke, or that Erik, as a bad-ass rebel, didn't smoke. Come on.


 

 

His muscles felt liquefied, his limbs like overcooked sauerkraut. )


Side note: okay, Charles/Erik shippers: Which comm are we using? Because I'm now UTTERLY CONFUSED. There are three Charles/Eric specific comms out there (to my knowledge), to not even get into the innumerable X-Men comms in existence. So are we going with [livejournal.com profile] oldfriends : the old standby with low moderation but also low organization, or [livejournal.com profile] cxe_firstclass or [livejournal.com profile] erik_charles , which honestly seem to have little difference between them except [livejournal.com profile] erik_charles  has more reclists currently posted and [livejournal.com profile] cxe_firstclass  has more original fiction posted. I don't even know anymore, you guys. Seriously, someone needs to make a decision for all of us and then tell me, because I'm just confused as hell as where to put my shit. 


Come on, guys: this is LJ, not tumblr. Let's be organized. 

(Ahhhh the tumblr fans are now going to attack me! No, tumblr is cool for fangirling and .gifs and stuff, but I can't get in my blimp and join a blogosphere that is so terribly unorganized. And crediting ethics always seems like they're freaking loosey-goosey over there, so nyrgk.)

 

amuly: (Charles/Erik)

Title: Pass the Cream
Pairing:
Charles/Erik
Word Count:
1,740
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Written for this prompt at the [livejournal.com profile] 1stclass_kink  meme: Erik or Charles using Charles' telepathy to make the other come in his pants. In public/in front of the students. Cleaned up for public consumption.
Warnings: rimming, felching, dirty talk, sort-of-exhibitionism
A/N:
Because my stitches still hurt and I don't feel like studying logic when I'm this uncomfortable. Also: I have this ridiculous history planned out in my mind about how Charles was sexing it up Oxford Style with all his university chums, and that Erik finds this out early on in their relationship. Eventually I will probably write this, and there will be intercrural sex all over the place. :DD


 

 

I don't suppose you Oxford boys ever did anything like that. )

 

amuly: (Charles/Erik)

Title: The Devolution of Philosophical Conversations
Pairing:
Charles Xavier/Erik Lensherr
Word Count:
1,078
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
As a response to this prompt on the [livejournal.com profile] 1stclass_kink :During one of their late-night philosophical discussion sessions, after a glass or two of scotch, Charles inadvertently finds himself using part of his university-bar pickup speech on Erik. Erik calls him on it.

Warnings: none
A/N:
Because if anyone on this earth is an expert at drunken university-bar pick up speeches, it's me.

 

If you fall asleep again I'm changing the board. )

 

Bonus:

No one is allowed to steal this pick-up line, but this is the one I use, tailored for my field:

Me: “So have you heard about string theory? One implication of it is that if you run at a wall a million and one times, one of those times your atoms and the wall's atoms will line up just right so that you'll pass right through it.” *points at guys chair* “So is this seat taken?” *sits in guy's lap* “Huh, didn't work that time. Why don't I try it a million more times?” LAPDANCE.

Yes. This is what you get when you're going for a PhD in Philosophy of Mathematics. ME. ENJOY IT, BOYS!

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 6
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Eleven, Amy, Tosh
Word Count:
2,677
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
The Doctor fumes, Jack defends them, Ianto broods, then does some research and testing to see if the whole crazy plan was worth it.
Warnings: continued discussion of morally questionable actions
A/N: GUYS. I SAW X-MEN FIRST CLASS. HNNNGGGGGG. SO SLASHY. SO FUCKING SLASHY. OH MY GOSH. Don't be surprised if you get inundated from kink-meme fills SHIPPING THE HELL OUT OF Charles/Erik. SO SLASHY. Honestly, it was jarring when the two of them DIDN'T kiss at the end of several scenes throughout the movie.

SO SLASHY. SO SLASHY. (There are also absurd amounts of interviews where James McAvoy – my genetic perfect match – repeatedly goes on about how ridiculously slashy his character and Erik are. He is just flat out like “oh my gosh, so tragic, if only they could have just sexed each other up and not have been enemies!” :DDDD)

 

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See if time's still doing a discordant cha-cha around the boys' presence. )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 5
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Eleven, Gwil
Word Count: 2,501
Rating: R

Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Ianto finds a solution; Jack follows his instructions. The Doctor is not amused.
Warnings: dubcon, actions of a very questionable morality
A/N: SO SORRY ABOUT HOW LATE THIS IS. EGK. Sorry you guys! EastEnders sort of entirely consumed my brain. SO SORRY.


 

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You're going to artificially inseminate my great-great-great-great-great grandmother. )

amuly: (Chryed heart)
Gwil readers: Ooooo I'm such a terrible person :{ Tomorrow? Thursday updates resume as normal?
Please don't hate me! The boys got engaged on EastEnders and got their first bed scene together and... it's been eating my brain, okay?!

Listen, just fast-forward to around 9:00 and see what I mean, okay? And then don't be mad at me? :{



All that loveliness aside, I have fic! More fic! :D

Title: Chinese Whispers à la Walford
Pairing:
Christian/Syed, Roxy/Michael, + Alfie, Kim, Zainab
Word Count:
2,098
Rating:
PG
Summary:
Rumors spread through Walford faster than pregnancies, so Christian should really know better than to tell anyone about their engagement if he wants it kept a secret.
Warnings: none
A/N:
Because Christian really needs to get better at keeping secrets if he's going to be marrying into the Masoods.

Edit: Next Thursday episode summary just went up on BBC.co.uk, and may I just say: why aren't I writing for EE? :P

 

My lips are sealed. )

A Gay Man

May. 31st, 2011 01:01 am
amuly: (Chryed heart)

Dear Gwil readers: Yeeessss I'm working on it. STUFF was happening on Eastenders, okay? :{ Sorry! I'll get it up tomorrow. Promise.

Title:
A Gay Man
Pairing:
Christian/Syed
Word Count:
2,230
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Soon after Syed finally makes the decision to be with Christian over his familial obligations, Christian notices that Syed is still struggling to come to terms with his sexuality. Naturally Christian has a fun, sexy way to help Syed out.

Warnings: watching porn, questionable taste in porn, size-kink
A/N:
Written because it occurred to me that at some point over the past year, Syed has really come to terms with his sexuality as a gay man, and a lot of this happened off-camera. So: this. Also: :DDDDDDDD Happiness and sunshine forever after today, yeah? :DDDD


 

 

You do remember that you're out, now? )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 4
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Team +Eleven &c.
Word Count:
2,826
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Everything gets explained; possible solutions put forth.
Warnings: angst
A/N: Please trust me, lovely readers? Please? ;___; The angst and the drama is good for you, okay?!


 

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How is it a paradox that Gwil is in the present? )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 2
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, +Team, +Gwil, +Eleven, Amy, Rory
Word Count:
1,552
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Ianto's perfectly planned wedding is interrupted by a guest who didn't exactly RSVP.
Warnings: IT BEGINS
A/N: Soooo. Enjoy. >:D (Also: There is a ridiculously hidden Rugrats: In Paris reference in this fic. All the internets to someone who spots it.)

 

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Did you invite him? )

 

amuly: (Gwil's Guide)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4, Chapter 1
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto
Word Count:
2,973
Rating:
R
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
The night before Jack and Ianto's wedding day, both men decide to get some questions answered.
Warnings: none
A/N: BACK FROM BRITAIN! Wooo!! AWESOMENESS, YOU GUYS. Awesomeness! Will be uploading piccys soon. Got a bit of a buffer done for this year, too, so hopefully that'll help me out ^.^ Now please excuse me while I sleep for 12 hours.

 

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Best shag you ever had. )

 

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