MP_LDWS Drabble: Week 1

[amuly]

Title: Maximus Connubium!
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Word Count: 299
Rating: R
Summary: Double your sexual pleasure, indeed. For mp_ldws  round one.
Warnings: gender-bend
A/N: Kekeke. That’s all.

            “Look,” Sirius showed Remus the flyer. “It says to cast the spell before ‘love-making’,” the two boys snickered at the phrase, “and it’s guaranteed to double your sexual pleasure!”

            Remus looked at the dirty flyer skeptically. “I don’t know, Padfoot…”

            But Sirius was already reaching for his wand. “Here, I’ll try it on myself first, and if it’s bloody amazing, then you can try, too.” Sirius poked his tongue out of his mouth and pointed his wand at his groin. “Maximus Connubium!”

            There was a pause, and suddenly Sirius was shouting. Something…something was going on! Down…there…

            “Fuck! Remus, shit! Look…look at it. What happened?”

            Sirius ripped off his trousers and pants, squeezing his eyes shut and waiting for Remus to assess the situation. A moment later, Remus was clearing his throat nervously. “Um…Sirius…”

            Sirius snapped one eye open. “What? Is it terrible?”

            Remus was staring down at Sirius’ groin, shock written plainly across his features. “It wears off, right?”

            With a shaking hand, Sirius started to explore his cock and balls. Nothing wrong so far… “Yeah, after sex it’s supposed to-” suddenly, Sirius’ fingers slipped, and pushed into something wet and moist. “What the hell is that?!”

            Blushing bright red, Remus blinked as he stared at Sirius. “I believe it’s a vagina.”

            “Fuck, you think so, Moony?!” Sirius yanked his hand away. Bloody hell. A vagina?! Double your pleasure, alright…

            “It’s not that bad.” Remus had a peculiar expression on his face, as his eyes flickered down to Sirius’ new appendage. “After all…” his fingers crept across the duvet, pressing forward against Sirius’ new wet heat experimentally. Sirius gasped and his hips bucked forward reflexively. “This does double the amount of places I can make you come.”

            With a groan, Sirius pulled Remus tight to him. Bloody resplendent flyer.

  

Comments

[analia-the-1st.livejournal.com]

This is why you should always do a little bit or research (or read the fine print) before you try a new spell, lol.

[amuly.livejournal.com]

Turned out alright in the end, didn't it? ~.^

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

*giggles* - I hope that is the reaction you were going for

[amuly.livejournal.com]

Hahaha totally. I saw "spells gone wrong" as the prompt and I was like: humor. Definitely humor.

[eprime.livejournal.com]

Ha, I liked this! ;)

[amuly.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Be sure to check out the MP_LDWS community and vote for your favorite drabbles - we have another round coming up for voting Monday!

[eprime.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am an avid watcher/voter there! ;)