Hey, I got to smack John around: the pleasure's all mine ~.^

John's a bit of a tough one. He seems to have genuine feelings, of a sort, for Jack. But then again, here's a man who petulantly shoved Jack off a building because he dropped his canister. I mean, that's some seriously dangerous insanity, there.

Of course, that's not to say I don't want to shag his brains out. Nomnomnom!