I love this -- this was my favourite evening in with my boyfriend in Uni -- never has not as Jack, but now, thanks to the miracles of modern tech, I can do a little mental cut and paste, and ..... holy crap!!! It works!!! *guh*
PS: my fav bit beyond the uh, obvious? Here it is:
"Ianto pulled back to see Jack considering the offer carefully. “We’ve had shower sex at the Hub. I want countertop back-against-the-mirror sex.”
Ianto smacked Jack on the arm and stood up. “You’ll just end up staring at yourself in the mirror the whole time, neglect me, and I’ll have to take care of myself! No thanks.”
Cause you know if there was any way for Jack to have sex with himself (short of growing his own tentacles) he'd do it in a heart beat and then it's too bad, you mere mortals!!!!!
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PS: my fav bit beyond the uh, obvious? Here it is:
"Ianto pulled back to see Jack considering the offer carefully. “We’ve had shower sex at the Hub. I want countertop back-against-the-mirror sex.”
Ianto smacked Jack on the arm and stood up. “You’ll just end up staring at yourself in the mirror the whole time, neglect me, and I’ll have to take care of myself! No thanks.”
Cause you know if there was any way for Jack to have sex with himself (short of growing his own tentacles) he'd do it in a heart beat and then it's too bad, you mere mortals!!!!!