Back many years ago, when I was in Uni, we had co-ed housing, girls on floor, guys on the next & so on. The 3rd floor was a guys floor -- also the party floor. Don't ask me why, but one of the guys got just drunk enough and drew a face on the head of his penis, so that it would be looking at his girlfriend when she....you know.
Understand, this is legend. I never saw it - the 3rd floor was no-man's land for freshman girls, especially ones as naive and innocent as I was back then.
This is what made the man an urban legend: he was so drunk he didn't realize that he was using an indelible marker. I have no idea how long that face lasted on him - or maybe I should say, I don't know how many girlfriends the face lasted thru!!!!!
so, yeah, there's a lot of humour to be had at a penis's expense!!!!! Thank heavens!!!!!!
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Back many years ago, when I was in Uni, we had co-ed housing, girls on floor, guys on the next & so on. The 3rd floor was a guys floor -- also the party floor. Don't ask me why, but one of the guys got just drunk enough and drew a face on the head of his penis, so that it would be looking at his girlfriend when she....you know.
Understand, this is legend. I never saw it - the 3rd floor was no-man's land for freshman girls, especially ones as naive and innocent as I was back then.
This is what made the man an urban legend: he was so drunk he didn't realize that he was using an indelible marker. I have no idea how long that face lasted on him - or maybe I should say, I don't know how many girlfriends the face lasted thru!!!!!
so, yeah, there's a lot of humour to be had at a penis's expense!!!!! Thank heavens!!!!!!