I died a little if only because yes: the internet is full of lies. Tons of them. And fanfiction? Is among the worst!

...not like I knew of a couple gay virgins who learned everything they thought they knew from the internet or anything.

Sequels? Please? Among the many topics not covered here (Cockslapping? Really? Oh Blaine!) can be "Refractory periods and you!" and "Fingers can't actually scissor there" and "Yes, you do need more lube than that!"

This was incredibly unsexy!sex and yet still an awesome story.