Everybody I Love Dies

Title: Of Brothers and Boyfriends
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 38,286
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After winter break sixth year James finds Sirius and Remus in bed together. He is disgusted and horrified to discover the true nature of their relationship, which they had been keeping secret for years. As the first rumblings of war begin to infringe on the edge of the Marauders' awareness, Sirius struggles to reconcile the two most important men in his life: his brother and his boyfriend. Sometimes choosing between them is easy, sometimes more difficult, but what will happen when real danger threatens, and Sirius' choice means the difference between life and death? Written for rsbigbang  2011
Warnings: flangst, homophobia, violence, peril
A/N: Now we play the "how short will LJ make me make my sections?" game. (ARGK, can't even get the prologue and first chappie in a single post?! D:<)

 

 

( “Should have figured you'd hit like a poof!” )

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 6, Chapter 1
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count: 2,628
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Gwil gets his first Torchwood job in the archives; Gwil finds something in there that makes him need to talk to his dad.
Warnings: none
A/N: Here's my opinion on the Oxford comma debate: Of course we need it. It solves all sorts of terrible ambiguity problems. But more importantly: if you get rid of it, then I've been teaching punctuation wrong for 7 years. You guys, we can't let this come to pass. I do not teach punctuation wrong. Punctuation is my thing. DDDD:

 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 5
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( Gwil certainly was doing better than Gwen had *her* first couple months. )

 

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 5
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Andy, mentions of Team
Word Count: 2,501
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Gwil's 12^th birthday is interrupted by the Rift; Gwil doesn't take this as well as Ianto and Jack might have thought.
Warnings: none
A/N: Trying a 3 day a week update schedule. Dunno if I'll manage to keep it up, but I'm trying! Also, this is the end of Year 5. Also, working on the updated PDF. Sorry. Will go up soon!

 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 4
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( I want to help! I'm twelve now; I could help! )

 

Title: Cognitive Dissonance
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Word Count: 2,737
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Erik and Charles discuss the future of mutant-human relations.
Warnings: philosophy quoting, smoking
A/N: This might be the most self-indulgent thing I've ever written, aside from some Plato/Phaedo porn I wrote last year. If philosophy and pretty boys arguing with each other and calling each other out on informal fallacies is your thing, then you're in luck! That's my thing, too! And that's pretty much all this fic is. D:

I'm actually even going to cross-post this to symposium_love ; that's how self-indulgent I'm feeling with this fic.
 

 

 

( “Well then how will it happen, Charles?” Erik turned around, leaning back on his forearms with the railing at his back. Tilting his head to Charles, Erik allowed a smirk to dance across his features. “In what sort of groovy, pacifist way do you see mutants becoming the dominant race and eliminating the humans?” )

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 5, Chapter 2
Pairing: Jack/Ianto,
Word Count: 2,556
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Gwil has his first school dance; Jack and Ianto behave like terrible parents and spy on him.
Warnings: none
A/N: Sorry for the lateness. My desktop's harddrive went tits up. I didn't lose anything irreplaceable (all the fic is on my laptop, and backed up a couple places), but I've been spending the last day since they replaced it re-downloading all my v. v. important stuff, like Chryed edits for Eastenders and Queer as Folk. Also, I'm on this new birth control that's supposed to control acne, but all it's done is given me extreme mood swings for my PMS week. I've been crying for no reason for half of the day. It's like having an emotion cold. Fucking awful. Anyway, so many random events conspired against me the last couple of days. Enjoy the fluff :P

 

Previous Chapter: Year 5, Chapter 1
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( I'm going to buy him condoms! )

Title: One Down, Two Thousand Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine to Go
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 684
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jack and Ianto's first date after TYTNW seems to be going well.
Warnings: none
A/N: WOW. Completely shocked that I'm still in this. So freaking psyched to get to try for the top ten next round. This competition, as frustrating as it's been at times, has been really exhilarating.

 

 

 

( If by "research" Ianto meant "watched some porn", then sure, Jack had done research. )

 

Couple of things:

1.] Over at oldfriends , your fabulous local Erik/Charles X-Men community (co-modded by yours truly) we are having a banner-making contest!! So if you are one of those fantastic graphic-design people (unlike myself) and you love you some Erik and Charles (much like myself) you should come on over and make a banner! The winning banner will be proudly displayed at the top of the oldfriends comm, and obviously you'll have credit given on our profile page. Full rules and regulations can be found here. Entries due by July 1st, so get to it!


2.] jack_ianto_las: HOW AM I STILL IN THIS? O____o :DDDD WOW. WOW. Completely and utterly thought I was gone this week. Compared to the other fics, I felt like mine stuck out like a sore thumb because of how fucking SHIT it was compared to the ridiculous writing prowess of my fellow competitors. Everyone just freaking stepped up their game this round to an entirely different level, leaving me staring up at them like a short little baby sister thinking "How the hell did they get all the way up there?"

But somehow I'm still in it! I'm going to really, really, REALLY give it my A game this round. I'm determined to make it into the top 10 now, and I know that if the next fic I submit isn't the best thing I've ever written, I'm out. Because frankly, the ladies left in it can write circles around me on a bad day. UNGK. I'm so screwed. But I'm going to try so freaking hard this time. The prompt is kind of meh, and I can see what the obvious 2-3 choices are to write about. I don't know if I should just go with that, or try to be super different, or if that'll screw me over, too...

Who knows. Anyway.

Last thing:

3.] Wow. Super 8 was such a fucking phenomenal movie. Like, a real cinematic, movie maker's movie. It basically felt like Abrams' extended love-letter to Spielberg, done just as well and beautifully and brilliantly as Spielberg's old stuff, like ET and Close Encounters. Just gorgeous. Abrams basically did everything right that you can do right with in a movie. I am really, genuinely happy coming out of the movie theater, because I just saw such a good movie.

( I suck Abrams' dick for four paragraphs )

So, a now revised Favorite Directors List:

1.] Stanley Kubrick
2.] Darren Arronofsky
3.] Quentin Tarantino
4.] Steven Spielberg
5.] Christopher Nolan
6.] J.J. Abrams
7.] Kevin Smith

^ Do you see that, Abrams? You've moved ahead of Kevin Smith! And depending on how terrible or wonderful DKR is, you could pull ahead of Nolan! So get working on Star Trek whatever-the-fuck-number, and we'll see.

Title: New-Fashioned Buggery
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Word Count: 4,102
Rating: NC-17
Summary: PWP sequel to Oxford Style, but stands alone easily. Charles decides he's ready to try out sex Erik's way.
Warnings: tiny tiny mentions to non-con in Erik's past
A/N: WOO! It took a bit longer than I expected, but there was a night of drunkeness and a day of hangover hell that delayed this. Also it's fucking long for nothing but the boys sexing it up. (I swear, Erik just didn't want to stop fingering poor Charles. Poor Charles and his greedy ass. *cough*) So! Enjoy, and sorry about the wait.

 

 

 

( I... If you would like, you might want to use the slick a bit... lower. )

 

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 4-5 Intermezzo
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 1,748
Rating: R
Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: On the last day of their honeymoon, Jack and Ianto enjoy one more quiet moment together.
Warnings: mentions of rimming, dildos, and triple-penetration
A/N: Since so many of you asked for it, here it is: just a little honeymoon snippet before we start on Year 5. Look for the updated PDF of everything so far coming at you sometime this week.

FUCKING HELL LJ HAS EATEN MY POST 3 TIMES NOW. GRGGGK.


 

Previous Chapter: Year 4, Chapter 7
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( I don't think my anus will ever be capable of withstanding your penis again )