Everybody I Love Dies

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 2, Chapter 3
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count: 2,418
Rating: PG
Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Jack, Ianto, and Gwil go back-to-school shopping.
Warnings: none
A/N: 1.] I am such a terrible, mean, bad author. I AM SORRY. Sorry I disappeared, sorry this is so late, sorry sorry sorry. But we're back on, regular updates on Mondays, and we'll see if I can't up it to twice a week again (though I've committed to several things like jack_ianto_las  and rsbigbang  so I dunno how feasible that is). I also still owe you guys gun range porn. I'm on it, I swear. Again, sorry. :{ I hope the myriad of links and office supplies porn makes up for my terribleness as an author as of late.

2.] I tried my hardest with getting all the British terms right, though I'm certain there's something I must have screwed up. Feel free to Brit-pick me in the comments.


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17
The Second Year:
1, 2

 

Poll still up, for those of you interested.

Also, if I keep writing this stuff, I'm going to need a damn Chryed icon...

Title: Syed's Problem
Pairing: Christian/Syed
Word Count: 2,717
Rating: Hard R/NC-17
Summary: Three days into living with Christian, Syed realizes they had a problem. The problem centers around Syed's sore bum. Christian, naturally, has a solution for this.
Warnings: rimming
A/N: Yes, I'm on a rimming kick right now. Don't knock it :P
 

Title: Study Aids
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 645
Rating: PG
Summary: Remus is trying to study for exams the night after the full moon, but is finding his energy waning. Enter Sirius to help out.
Warnings: FLUUFFF
A/N: Speed-written for analia_the_1st , who needed some cheering up at this late hour in the fall semester. Dedicated to all you students out there, I'm sure ready to jump off a bridge from the stress. Don't do it! Enjoy this fluff, instead! :P

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Epilogue
Pairing: Sirius/Remus, background James/Lily, Harry/Ginny
Word Count: 3,549
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU
Chapter Summary: Epilogue. Epilogue-y things.
Warnings: rimming, character death (not any of the MWPP), mentions of violence and gay bashing.
A/N: I love this epilogue so much. I am ridiculous. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this whole little crazy mini-series as much as I enjoyed writing it!


Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

 

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 10
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 2,986
Rating: R
Summary: Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU
Chapter Summary: We find out what was in that paper bag.
Warnings: intercrural sex, foodplay, blowjobs (barely), some slight groddy sex squick, but only discussed.
A/N: THEY JUST WOULDN'T HAVE SEX. Oh my gosh. I don't know what the fuck the boys were doing during this whole chapter, but it took them forever to get around to the sexy!timez! I apologize on their behalf.
Side note: PLOT will resume next chapter. The boys deserved a break, you know? :P

NB: Dear British readers: it has come to my attention that you are ignorant as to the awesome of s'mores. I offer you a picture, and beg artistic license for what goes on in this chapter :P.

Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 2
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 2,313
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU
Chapter Summary: Remus experiences his first round of SSA therapy.
Warnings: mentions of prostitution
A/N: This “masculine touch therapy” that you'll see in this chapter: no shit, no joke, it's real. No, really. I read several undercover articles about these ex-gay camps, and this is lifted straight from one of them.

Previous Chapters:
1

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( A homely librarian is fucked by a cyborg company president over the phone. They are kings. It must involve time travel. )

Title: Gwil’s Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 4

Pairing: Jack/Ianto

Word Count: 1,447

Rating: NC-17

Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Smex!

Warnings: none

A/N: Been having ridiculous issues with the MSWord on my laptop, which is why this is a little late. Will be working on it. Grrr.
A/N 2: AGHHH!! FUCK YOU, FORMATTING!!! I'm sorry. I've spent like, half a day trying to get this fucking thing posted right. There are no indents, I'm sorry, fuck it, I'm sick of mucking around in html b/c RTF won't open properly in it when copy-pasted and I don't have pages installed on my fucking desktop and for some stupid-ass reason MSWord isn't working on my laptop, which is where I write the damn thing the first place, so...AGHH! Excuse me while I jump off a cliff/try desperately to get this working by Thursday.

Previous:
Prologue
Chapters: 1, 2, 3

Title: Arthur Tops
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Word Count: 1,538
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Arthur always bottoms – doesn’t even realize he could top. Eames enlightens him. PWP.
Warnings: none
A/N: My porn!bunny is being difficult. I’m hoping writing this little thing might work out whatever issues I’m having writing. Still, think it turned out okay. (eh...)

Title: Life is All Part III: Day ℵ0: Chapter 6
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 3,795
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Flat christening, flat warming; announcements and reconciliations.
Warnings: slightly rough sex. Barely.
A/N: Not much to say, except: only 2 installments left! ;__; But that’s okay – as soon as this is over, I get to start on my Gwil series, where everyone is alive and screw RTD to hell! So yay ^.^

Previous Chapters:
Part I: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part II: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part III: 1, 2, 3, 4 , 5