Everybody I Love Dies

Title: The Best Way to Calm Down
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine (main focus), Santana/Sam, Puck/Lauren, Mike/Tina
Word Count: 2,573
Rating: R
Summary: The boys try their best to stay in control during their various make-out sessions, Kurt and Blaine decide maybe it's okay to let go a little bit. Near-future!fic
Warnings: underage handjobs, brief hetero make-outs before the main event
Spoilers: 212 episode, “Silly Love Songs”
A/N: This started out as a “Oh my gosh, they should so do this on the show once the boys get together fantasy!” which turned into a “Oh no, they will never show Kurt and Blaine getting as hot and heavy as everyone else!” bemoaning, which turned into “I'm going to write it like an episode!” which, finally, turned into “Wait, it's fanfiction. PORN TIME.” So. There you go. It's just like a scene from an episode! If Glee aired on Showtime.

 

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 2, Chapter 3
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count: 2,418
Rating: PG
Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Jack, Ianto, and Gwil go back-to-school shopping.
Warnings: none
A/N: 1.] I am such a terrible, mean, bad author. I AM SORRY. Sorry I disappeared, sorry this is so late, sorry sorry sorry. But we're back on, regular updates on Mondays, and we'll see if I can't up it to twice a week again (though I've committed to several things like jack_ianto_las  and rsbigbang  so I dunno how feasible that is). I also still owe you guys gun range porn. I'm on it, I swear. Again, sorry. :{ I hope the myriad of links and office supplies porn makes up for my terribleness as an author as of late.

2.] I tried my hardest with getting all the British terms right, though I'm certain there's something I must have screwed up. Feel free to Brit-pick me in the comments.


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17
The Second Year:
1, 2

 

Title: Photographs
Pairing: Christian/Syed
Word Count: 1,201
Rating: PG
Summary: Syed discovers a photo stashed in Christian's flat. This inspires an impromptu purchase for him and Christian.
Warnings: none
A/N: I was transcribing the 'Bad Boy' episodes the other day, and this idea popped in my head when I saw Syed thrust the ripped up photo into Christian's hands. Oh, and look: it's not porn! There's a miracle with me and these two :P

Poll still up, for those of you interested.

Also, if I keep writing this stuff, I'm going to need a damn Chryed icon...

Title: Syed's Problem
Pairing: Christian/Syed
Word Count: 2,717
Rating: Hard R/NC-17
Summary: Three days into living with Christian, Syed realizes they had a problem. The problem centers around Syed's sore bum. Christian, naturally, has a solution for this.
Warnings: rimming
A/N: Yes, I'm on a rimming kick right now. Don't knock it :P
 

Title: Why Would Anyone Have Keys to Christian's One-Room Flat?
Pairing: Christian/Syed
Word Count: 2,191
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Christian and Syed try to have a nice night together after all the Tamwar/Afia drama in the December 2^nd episode. Things don't go as planned.
Warnings: coitus interruptus
A/N: This fic is dedicated to analia_the_1st  , who gave me the idea for this fic during a ridiculous twitter conversation. And, seriously, were I Tamwar: I wouldn't just barge into Christian and Syed's flat. I mean, I would, but not if I was Syed's straight baby brother :P
A/N2: This ended up sappier than I meant. Christian and Syed have a tendency to do that to me, the adorable boys that they are.

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 10
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 2,986
Rating: R
Summary: Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU
Chapter Summary: We find out what was in that paper bag.
Warnings: intercrural sex, foodplay, blowjobs (barely), some slight groddy sex squick, but only discussed.
A/N: THEY JUST WOULDN'T HAVE SEX. Oh my gosh. I don't know what the fuck the boys were doing during this whole chapter, but it took them forever to get around to the sexy!timez! I apologize on their behalf.
Side note: PLOT will resume next chapter. The boys deserved a break, you know? :P

NB: Dear British readers: it has come to my attention that you are ignorant as to the awesome of s'mores. I offer you a picture, and beg artistic license for what goes on in this chapter :P.

Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Last one! Now all of my drabbles have been posted over at mp_ldws ^.^ I can't wait for the next round of competition, so I can read some more drabbles.

Title: Necessary Lube Experimentation
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 300
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius wants to try out some new lube; Remus is not amused.
Warnings: improbable amounts of lube in a single tube
A/N: Written for prompt #19 in mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 6
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 1,800
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU
Chapter Summary: Lucius confronts Remus, Sirius defends his honor, and the boys come to an understanding(-ish)
Warnings: none
A/N: Posting two chapters as once because they're both short (but definitely wanted them to be two separate chapters because...shut up. That's why). Already started on chapter 7, expect that sometime midday tomorrow (before I go see HP 7, hopefully?).

Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
 

Title: Pray the Gay Away
Pairing: Eventual Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 1,537
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU
Chapter Summary: Remus arrives at camp and meets Sirius
Warnings: mentions of prostitution.
A/N: 1.] Yes, the title is nicked from the South Park episode “Cartman Sucks”. Yes, that episode was totally the inspiration for this fic.
2.] This is my first completely AU fic I've ever written. Go figure.
3.] The plan is to have this fic posted every day/every other day or so until it's finished, like a little mini-series. We'll see how that actually works out.
4.] I actually did a small iota of research for this fic. For those of you who watch Eastenders, you might recognize the “SSA” language from Syed's plot. No shit: there are actually groups out there that call being gay that.