I, Werewolf: Part 3

Title: I, Werewolf: Part 3
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Word Count: 8,727/31,252
Rating: R
Summary: Remus and Sirius have been together since third year, but as their fifth year draws to a close, still haven’t had penetrative intercourse. Remus is afraid his condition could cause complications, and the literature on the subject is contradictory or bigoted. Will Sirius and Remus ever get to shag? (Answer: Yes.)
Warnings: perineum stimulation, mentions of rimming
A/N: Long-ass Part, but the only place I could have cut this off would have made it too short, in my opinion, so here you ago. Again, split into two pieces because LJ is a bloated, fetid corpse rotting in the gutters amid the filth that is low word counts.

Previous Parts: I, II

( Two days later, and Sirius was quickly outstaying his welcome with the Potter’s. )

I, Werewolf: Part 3 (con't)

Title: I, Werewolf: Part 3
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Word Count: 8,727/31,252
Rating: R
Summary: Remus and Sirius have been together since third year, but as their fifth year draws to a close, still haven’t had penetrative intercourse. Remus is afraid his condition could cause complications, and the literature on the subject is contradictory or bigoted. Will Sirius and Remus ever get to shag? (Answer: Yes.)
Warnings: perineum stimulation, mentions of rimming
A/N: Long-ass Part, but the only place I could have cut this off would have made it too short, in my opinion, so here you ago. Again, split into two pieces because LJ is a bloated, fetid corpse rotting in the gutters amid the filth that is low word counts.

Previous Parts: I, II

MAKE SURE YOU READ THE FIRST HALF OF THIS POST FIRST.


( Two days later, and Sirius was quickly outstaying his welcome with the Potter's. )

I, Werewolf: Part 4

Title: I, Werewolf: Part 4
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Word Count: 6,692/31,252
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Remus and Sirius have been together since third year, but as their fifth year draws to a close, still haven’t had penetrative intercourse. Remus is afraid his condition could cause complications, and the literature on the subject is contradictory or bigoted. Will Sirius and Remus ever get to shag? (Answer: Yes.)
Warnings: none
A/N: Aaaalmost. Something I learned about myself while writing this chapter: As many times as I’ve spelt “perineum”, I’ll still misspell it (like just now). And yet, I can spell tortellini instinctively, without having every spelt it before. I suppose that’s what happens when you’re Italian.

Again, split into two pieces. Follow the links, as usual.


Previous Parts: I, II, & III


( *That's* a perineum?! Sick! )

I, Werewolf: Part 4 (con't)

Title: I, Werewolf: Part 4
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Word Count: 6,693/31,252
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Remus and Sirius have been together since third year, but as their fifth year draws to a close, still haven’t had penetrative intercourse. Remus is afraid his condition could cause complications, and the literature on the subject is contradictory or bigoted. Will Sirius and Remus ever get to shag? (Answer: Yes.)
Warnings: none
A/N: Aaaalmost. Something I learned about myself while writing this chapter: As many times as I’ve spelt “perineum”, I’ll still misspell it (like just now). And yet, I can spell tortellini instinctively, without having every spelt it before. I suppose that’s what happens when you’re Italian.

MAKE SURE YOU READ THE FIRST HALF OF THIS PART FIRST.

Previous Parts: I, II, & III

( *That's* a perineum?! Sick! )