Logical Conclusion

Title: Logical Conclusion
Pairing: Bertrand Russell/himself
Word Count: 663
Rating: R
Summary: After a long day of working on the Principia Mathematica, Bertrand Russell does the only logical thing to relieve his stress.
Warnings: masturbation, improper use of ink
A/N: This was written for analia_the_1st  over at my prompt fill (which there's still 3 open slots, if anyone wants to prompt me...). I'm cross-posting it to my Philosophy Fanfiction Community,symposium_love . I mention this because GUYS. There is a severe lack of LOVE OF PHILOSOPHY PORN on the internet. And this saddens me. So if you're a math, logic, or philosophy nut, get your ass over there and write me some ridiculous, pun-tastic philosophy porn. Please? ;___;

 

( Who was he to deny such logic? )

 

Love-Lorn Pup | Scourgifies and Their Improper Applications

Title: Love-Lorn Pup
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 1,138
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus has always been able to drive Sirius mad, knowingly or not.
Warnings: underage masturbation, but the sex is of-age.
A/N: Written for deathlyxhellos  for my fic prompt meme (which still has 3 open spots, if anyone wants fic...). The prompt was: Remus/Sirius sexual tension.

 

( I think you need to be taught a lesson. )

Title: Scourgifies and Their Improper Applications
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 1,067
Rating: R
Summary: Sirius really wants to rim Remus; Remus is rather nervous over the disgusting details.
Warnings: rimming
A/N: Written for moon2411  for my fic prompt meme (which still has 3 open spots, if anyone wants fic...). The prompt was: First time rimming and a shy Remus: Sirius wants to rim Remus for the first time but Remus is a bit shy about it.

 

 

( He was going to let Sirius lick his arsehole. )