Jack Loves Ianto's Coffee
Apr. 12th, 2010 12:00 amTitle: Jack Loves Ianto’s Coffee
Pairing: Jack/Ianto’s coffee, Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 1,054
Rating: R
Summary: When Ianto is away, even his coffee appears sexually attractive to Jack.
Warnings: Massive, and I’m talking massive, crack. Also, coffee sex and dildos.
A/N: I’m…I’m so sorry. I just…there is no explanation for this. Besides overworked thesis brain?
( Jack stared at the coffee sitting on his desk. )