amuly: (KURT/BLAINE)

Title: The Best Way to Calm Down
Pairing:
Kurt/Blaine (main focus), Santana/Sam, Puck/Lauren, Mike/Tina
Word Count:
2,573
Rating:
R
Summary:
The boys try their best to stay in control during their various make-out sessions, Kurt and Blaine decide maybe it's okay to let go a little bit. Near-future!fic

Warnings: underage handjobs, brief hetero make-outs before the main event
Spoilers: 212 episode, “Silly Love Songs”
A/N: This started out as a “Oh my gosh, they should so do this on the show once the boys get together fantasy!” which turned into a “Oh no, they will never show Kurt and Blaine getting as hot and heavy as everyone else!” bemoaning, which turned into “I'm going to write it like an episode!” which, finally, turned into “Wait, it's fanfiction. PORN TIME.” So. There you go. It's just like a scene from an episode! If Glee aired on Showtime.


 

 

We don't *have* to stop. )

 

amuly: (janto fronds)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 2, Chapter 1.PWP
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto
Word Count:
2,865
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Jack and Ianto enjoy a moment together at the gun range.
Warnings: gunplay, vibrator
A/N: This was written as a thank-you to all my readers for getting over two thousand pageviews in a single day back on December 13th. And okay, so it's over a month late, shut up! But I wrote something I've never written before (vibrators), and I wanted to do my best to make it come out alright. So thank-you, fabulous readers! Enjoy!


Chronlogy note: In case the title didn't make it clear, this is an immediate follow-up/extension to Chapter 201. Though it can be read as a PWP with very little trouble.

Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12
, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17
The Second Year:
1, 2, 3
 

 

I know, Jack. And I always plan ahead. )

 

amuly: (Default)

Title: Take It, Need It
Pairing:
Arthur/Steve (The Mechanic)
Word Count:
1,834
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
After Steve fails at being pedo-bait, he needs some hard fucking to set him straight. Total PWP.

Warnings: unlubricated rough!sex
A/N:
I had to. SHUT UP. This was entirely necessary. It was. If anyone has a comm where this should go, lemme know. Oh, and any inaccuracies in say, the fact that the house may have wood floors instead of carpet, I blame on the fact that I wasn't paying attention to interior design when Ben Foster was on screen.


 

Fucking Arthur )

 

amuly: (Default)

Title: Syed Hates Loves Christian (And All of His Ideas in Bed)
Pairing: Syed/Christian (in that order!)
Word Count: 2,445
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Syed tops. PWP. No, seriously: that is all there is to this fic.
Warnings: none
A/N: I take none of the blame for this fic, at all. It's everybody else's fault for forcing me to write bottom!Christian. And, for the record, I believe that Syed pretty much never, ever tops. Ever. But, fine. [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st  , among others, conned me into writing this fic by convincing me that Christian would be a ridiculously hot bottom. And so here we are.

 

 

Like that, did you? )

 

That Kilt

Jan. 4th, 2011 11:05 pm
amuly: (chryed dirty boy)

Title: That Kilt
Pairing:
Christian/Syed
Word Count:
1,073
Rating:
R
Summary:
After Roxy picks Amy up in the 1-04 episode, Christian and Syed have fun with the kilt.

Warnings: none
A/N: I HAD TO. The porn gods commanded it! And thanks to [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st  , who first suggested the blowjob.


 

 

Naughty boy. )

 

amuly: (Default)

Poll still up, for those of you interested.

Also, if I keep writing this stuff, I'm going to need a damn Chryed icon...

Title:
Syed's Problem
Pairing:
Christian/Syed
Word Count:
2,717
Rating:
Hard R/NC-17
Summary:
Three days into living with Christian, Syed realizes they had a problem. The problem centers around Syed's sore bum. Christian, naturally, has a solution for this.

Warnings: rimming
A/N: Yes, I'm on a rimming kick right now. Don't knock it :P

 

 

Well, it's a bit embarrassing, isn't it? )

 


 

amuly: (Eames/arthur I ship it)

Title: Sometimes, There are More Important Things than Logic Books
Pairing:
Arthur/Eames
Word Count:
2,295
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Eames catches Arthur trying to read while fingering him. Eames is not amused. Ridiculous sexy-timez ensue.

Warnings: rimming, felching, RIDICULOUSNESS
A/N: This was comment porn written for [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina . It is RIDICULOUS and FILTHY and UNAPOLOGETICALLY PORN-TASTIC. So, just be warned. That's what this is. Edited and stupid typos fixed, obviously, because I can't go posting something with typos on my journal. What kind of woman of loose morals do you think I am?


 

Maybe there would be rimming? )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Last one! Now all of my drabbles have been posted over at [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws ^.^ I can't wait for the next round of competition, so I can read some more drabbles.

Title:
Necessary Lube Experimentation
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
300
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Sirius wants to try out some new lube; Remus is not amused.
Warnings:
improbable amounts of lube in a single tube
A/N:
Written for prompt #19 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!


 

 

The normal KY is fine! )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Entirely Inappropriate Use of Magic Mirrors
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
300
Rating:
R
Summary:
Over Christmas holidays, Sirius and Remus find a way to stay in touch
Warnings:
descriptions of rimming and felching, mutual masturbation
A/N:
Written for prompt #26 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!

 

Don't mention my brother right now. )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Just got back from HP7.1! Best part: Remus being uncomfortable with Tonks being all "Weee we're married!" Other than that: camping in the woods.

Title:
Fuck Me Here
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
294
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Sirius needs Remus
Warnings:
sort-of exhibitionism, angst
A/N:
Written for prompt #46 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!


 

"Fuck me here." )
amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Pray the Gay Away not going up quite yet, mostly because I woke up late. :{ Oops. Working on it, though!

Title:
Fuck Me, Cowboy
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
296
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Sirius has a special outfit on for Remus' birthday
Warnings:
blowjob
A/N:
Written for prompt #52 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!

 

 

Ung... )
amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Cocks! On the Interweb Tubes!
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
200
Rating:
R
Summary:
Sirius discovers internet porn
Warnings:
blowjobs
A/N:
Written for prompt #39 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!
 

Remus! Cocks! )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: No One Hurts Me
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
300
Rating:
R
Summary:
Remus gets beat up by bullies, Sirius comforts him. Non-Magical AU
Warnings:
underage blowjobs
A/N:
Written for prompt #56 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!
 

 

It's my fault. )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Candy Boy
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
270
Rating:
R
Summary:
Sirius has a special treat for Remus
Warnings:
frotting, fluff galore
A/N:
Written for prompt #28 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!
 

 

I've got a surprise for you. )
amuly: (Default)
Okay.

So, some ridiculousness happened late last night on the internet.
Allow me to explain before I throw you face-first into my vat of special crazy sauce.

My friend [livejournal.com profile] shojokakumeii00 made a "Homolust Challenge Generator" (<- Go on, click! Give it a whirl ^.^). Basically, the fields are A (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) fucks/is fucked by a (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) (PREPOSITIONAL PHRASE). They are (RELATIONSHIP). It must involved (FETISH).

And the generator puts together as many crazy things as shojo programmed in. So she came to me - obviously, THE gay porn expert - for suggestions of more stuff to add in. So I gave her a whole slew of ideas.

Then /a/ found it.

Basically, long story short, I started writing up some of the crazier of the prompts to prove a point.
What follows is three of these stories.
I apologize for nothing.




A homely librarian is fucked by a cyborg company president over the phone. They are kings. It must involve time travel. )




A samurai fucks a arrogant ESPer at school. It must involve necrophilia and body hair. )

 
 

A elegant peasant is fucked by a comatose thief in a castle. They are brothers. It must involve extended foreplay and penance. )


amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)
Yes, Gwil will be going up at some point today. Sorry :{ The past few days have been utter shit for me IRL.

Title:
Strip Tease
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
300
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Sirius strips for Remus
Warnings: none
A/N:
Written for prompt #51 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!

 

Anything you want. )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)
So [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws ' month of porn drabbles has begun! ^.^ I've written 9 drabbles for the month, and as they are posted over there, I'll post them over here. At the end of the month, I'll post the batch to [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius . Hopefully that'll minimize the f-list spamming as much as possible, while still organizing everything to my satisfaction. Enjoy!



Title: Three... Two... One...
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
300
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Sirius and Remus ring in the new year.
Warnings:
almost coitus-interruptus
A/N:
Written for prompt #58 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!
 

 

Few more seconds... )
amuly: (Default)

Title: Crossplay Foodplay
Pairing: Eliot/Hardison
Word Count: 2,959
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Eliot is curious about fetishes; so is Hardison. This leads to foodplay. Takes place after episode 303 “Inside Job”. PWP.
Warnings: foodplay?
A/N: Another fic painfully written in an attempt to get my porn bunnies back. Bleh.


 

Big strong man, not sweetness )

amuly: (Eames/arthur I ship it)

Title: Arthur Tops
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Word Count: 1,538
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Arthur always bottoms – doesn’t even realize he could top. Eames enlightens him. PWP.
Warnings: none
A/N: My porn!bunny is being difficult. I’m hoping writing this little thing might work out whatever issues I’m having writing. Still, think it turned out okay. (eh...)


 

Do you want to fuck me? )

 

amuly: (Default)

Title: Kissing Couch: A Matter of Teleological Debate
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 1,504
Rating: hard R
Summary: Jack discovers a kissing couch in a furniture store and urges Ianto to be creative. PWP
Warnings: voyeurism, mutual masturbation
A/N: This is for [livejournal.com profile] analia_the_1st , who paid for a 2 month extension on my LJ account for my birthday! It was a completely unexpected and wonderful surprise, and so I begged her for a prompt so I could pay her back in fic-currency. So she gave me this picture, and the fic developed from there. Hope you liked, analia!


I found a kissing couch! )



  

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Jack, Torchwood Epi. 203

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The Professor walked to Black's side, seized his hand, pulled him to his feet so that Crookshanks fell to the floor, and embraced Black like a brother.

Prisoner of Azkaban, p. 345

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