The Devolution of Philosophical Conversations

Title: The Devolution of Philosophical Conversations
Pairing: Charles Xavier/Erik Lensherr
Word Count: 1,078
Rating: PG-13
Summary: As a response to this prompt on the 1stclass_kink :During one of their late-night philosophical discussion sessions, after a glass or two of scotch, Charles inadvertently finds himself using part of his university-bar pickup speech on Erik. Erik calls him on it.
Warnings: none
A/N: Because if anyone on this earth is an expert at drunken university-bar pick up speeches, it's me.

 

( If you fall asleep again I'm changing the board. )

 

Bonus:

No one is allowed to steal this pick-up line, but this is the one I use, tailored for my field:

Me: “So have you heard about string theory? One implication of it is that if you run at a wall a million and one times, one of those times your atoms and the wall's atoms will line up just right so that you'll pass right through it.” *points at guys chair* “So is this seat taken?” *sits in guy's lap* “Huh, didn't work that time. Why don't I try it a million more times?” LAPDANCE.

Yes. This is what you get when you're going for a PhD in Philosophy of Mathematics. ME. ENJOY IT, BOYS!

Pass the Cream

Title: Pass the Cream
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Word Count: 1,740
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Written for this prompt at the 1stclass_kink  meme: Erik or Charles using Charles' telepathy to make the other come in his pants. In public/in front of the students. Cleaned up for public consumption.
Warnings: rimming, felching, dirty talk, sort-of-exhibitionism
A/N: Because my stitches still hurt and I don't feel like studying logic when I'm this uncomfortable. Also: I have this ridiculous history planned out in my mind about how Charles was sexing it up Oxford Style with all his university chums, and that Erik finds this out early on in their relationship. Eventually I will probably write this, and there will be intercrural sex all over the place. :DD

 

 

( I don't suppose you Oxford boys ever did anything like that. )

 

Screw Loose

Title: Screw Loose
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Word Count: 747
Rating: R
Summary: Written for 1stclass_kink  meme: Anyone – losing control: I'd love a fluffier treatment of what it's like to lose some of the fierce control they all have to keep up. Specifically: Charles' blow-job giving abilities are apparently enough to make Erik lose control, and the men end up accidentally trashing a hotel room in the process.
Warnings: none
A/N: SO MUCH X-MEN FIC. Eating my brain. Eating it, I say!

 

 

( Has this ever happened before? )