Gwil Update... IMMINENT

[amuly]

Not quite yet. Sorry :{ BUT SOON! I am working on it as I type (well, not exactly as I'm typing this. I am not quite that awesome).

I really have no legitimate excuses for the delays. Sure, I've been working on editing my novel. Sure, I've been working at my actual job. Sure, I've been super stressed over graduate school admissions TWO-POINT-OH. Sure, I've been sucked into skellerbvvt 's  amazing fanfiction/nearly intimidated by its AMAZING out of ever writing anything ever again, because she is just that good of a writer. Sure, I've had to do some British research for the next few chapters of Gwil. But honestly, absolutely none of these excuses are really quite large enough for the major, major delays that Gwil has seen. Basically, I'm just a lazy ass.

But! It's sooooo come at you guys soon. Very soon. Feel free to nag me incessantly until it comes back, and don't feel guilty about it.

I do have NEWS, other than just apologizing for my severe procrastination!!

1.] coja5_10  has just finished the German translation of my Sirius/Remus fic Pray the Gay Away. So, if you speak German, or - like me - just like to stare at the German words and guess at what they are, go check it out! It's super cool ^.^

2.] I'm participating in the rsbigbang this year. Why the fuck? I don't know. But I sort of have an idea for a fic, and... yeah. So we'll see how that goes :{

3.] I'm also participating in jack_ianto_las . I just got the first round e-mail today and almost hyperventilated from nervousness. Why did I ever think I could hold my own against any of these amazing authors? I have no clue. But there we go.

4.] I'm sort-of-half-way writing an Arthur/Steve Mechanic fic (because shut up, I want to fuck Ben Foster's pretty face, okay? That's not a crime.) but there is no LJ comm for this. This makes me sad. I'll post it here anyway when/if I write it, but in the meantime, if there actually is a comm for this and I'm just missing it somehow, lemme know.

There was a point during the movie when he's holding a cigarette and I just couldn't stop staring at his fingers. I know, you guys are looking him up on google right now and wondering what the hell is wrong with me, but you guys. He and Sam Rockwell are my two most underrated actors working right now. I love him to pieces. He just brings this ridiculous, creepy insanity to every role - even roles that you totally would not think needed any extra creepy insanity - and it is delicious. Go watch the 3:10 to Yuma remake if you want to see what I'm talking about. Fucking brill.

He is also totally not afraid to throw completely unnecessary homo-eroticism into his movies, and then point it out in interviews. Which I also love.

"When I spoke to Jim, we went through archival photographs of outlaws and it struck me as if they were rock stars and not so much as androgynous but there is an inherent sexuality in behavior as however that manifests, I think is integral to Charlie Prince. Even death can be a sexual act; it can be a penetration if you wanted to get really pretentious about it."

You know. If you want to get pretentious about it.

He's not even like, hot like T-Hard throw-me-down-and-fuck-me-like-the-whore-I-am hot, he's just... nygk. Intense and ridiculous and I want to beat him up.

Oh, and for the record, I'm not saying The Mechanic was a good movie, or anything. I'm just saying Foster is a ridiculously amazing actor and every time I see him I want to shove phallic objects in his orifices. Which is not creepy at all (I'm so sorry, Ben. So, so sorry.)

5.] Okay, one more little crush. Ranted on my twitter today about this, but I thought I'd bring it here, too.

Ooooh Bill Hader. I have such a comedy crush on you.

He's kind of old-school movie start BAMF and slick and freaking cool, but he's also a goofball and adorable and I want to cuddle him.

AND, guess what photo I found?

YOU GUYS. I do not know why Bill Hader and JGL are hanging out together, BUT IT MATTERS NOT. Look at them! LOOK AT THAT FACE.
HNGG. Sorry. Anyway.