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Not quite yet. Sorry :{ BUT SOON! I am working on it as I type (well, not exactly as I'm typing this. I am not quite that awesome).

I really have no legitimate excuses for the delays. Sure, I've been working on editing my novel. Sure, I've been working at my actual job. Sure, I've been super stressed over graduate school admissions TWO-POINT-OH. Sure, I've been sucked into [livejournal.com profile] skellerbvvt 's  amazing fanfiction/nearly intimidated by its AMAZING out of ever writing anything ever again, because she is just that good of a writer. Sure, I've had to do some British research for the next few chapters of Gwil. But honestly, absolutely none of these excuses are really quite large enough for the major, major delays that Gwil has seen. Basically, I'm just a lazy ass.

But! It's sooooo come at you guys soon. Very soon. Feel free to nag me incessantly until it comes back, and don't feel guilty about it.

I do have NEWS, other than just apologizing for my severe procrastination!!

1.] [livejournal.com profile] coja5_10  has just finished the German translation of my Sirius/Remus fic Pray the Gay Away. So, if you speak German, or - like me - just like to stare at the German words and guess at what they are, go check it out! It's super cool ^.^

2.] I'm participating in the [livejournal.com profile] rsbigbang this year. Why the fuck? I don't know. But I sort of have an idea for a fic, and... yeah. So we'll see how that goes :{

3.] I'm also participating in [livejournal.com profile] jack_ianto_las . I just got the first round e-mail today and almost hyperventilated from nervousness. Why did I ever think I could hold my own against any of these amazing authors? I have no clue. But there we go.

4.] I'm sort-of-half-way writing an Arthur/Steve Mechanic fic (because shut up, I want to fuck Ben Foster's pretty face, okay? That's not a crime.) but there is no LJ comm for this. This makes me sad. I'll post it here anyway when/if I write it, but in the meantime, if there actually is a comm for this and I'm just missing it somehow, lemme know.
There was a point during the movie when he's holding a cigarette and I just couldn't stop staring at his fingers. I know, you guys are looking him up on google right now and wondering what the hell is wrong with me, but you guys. He and Sam Rockwell are my two most underrated actors working right now. I love him to pieces. He just brings this ridiculous, creepy insanity to every role - even roles that you totally would not think needed any extra creepy insanity - and it is delicious. Go watch the 3:10 to Yuma remake if you want to see what I'm talking about. Fucking brill.

He is also totally not afraid to throw completely unnecessary homo-eroticism into his movies, and then point it out in interviews. Which I also love.
"When I spoke to Jim, we went through archival photographs of outlaws and it struck me as if they were rock stars and not so much as androgynous but there is an inherent sexuality in behavior as however that manifests, I think is integral to Charlie Prince. Even death can be a sexual act; it can be a penetration if you wanted to get really pretentious about it."

You know. If you want to get pretentious about it.
He's not even like, hot like T-Hard throw-me-down-and-fuck-me-like-the-whore-I-am hot, he's just... nygk. Intense and ridiculous and I want to beat him up.

Oh, and for the record, I'm not saying The Mechanic was a good movie, or anything. I'm just saying Foster is a ridiculously amazing actor and every time I see him I want to shove phallic objects in his orifices. Which is not creepy at all (I'm so sorry, Ben. So, so sorry.)

5.] Okay, one more little crush. Ranted on my twitter today about this, but I thought I'd bring it here, too.
Ooooh Bill Hader. I have such a comedy crush on you.

He's kind of old-school movie start BAMF and slick and freaking cool, but he's also a goofball and adorable and I want to cuddle him.
AND, guess what photo I found?
YOU GUYS. I do not know why Bill Hader and JGL are hanging out together, BUT IT MATTERS NOT. Look at them! LOOK AT THAT FACE.
HNGG. Sorry. Anyway.

Date: 2011-01-31 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] underdebate.livejournal.com
Hi um, I will be completely honest, I got here through a text search for 'the mechanic', I have no shame, but-- um, seriously dude, write that fic. It will end poverty and world hunger. And stuff. I'm just saying.

ALSO, AGREED RE: BEN FOSTER. ON ALL COUNTS. oh my god.

Date: 2011-01-31 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amuly.livejournal.com
There is never any shame on my journal! EVAR. *hugs to bosom*

I am totally working on that fic RIGHT NOW. I saw the movie with my parents, and the SCENE happened where Foster was all pedo-bait and fucked it up, and Jason handed him the first aid kit, and my brain said "FOSTER NEEDS TO GET FUCKED BY STATHAM RIGHT NOW. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED NEXT."

So no worries. My brain totally went there, and the fic does definitely need to get written :P Check back in a day or two ~.^

(And yes, freaking Foster is just... MY GOSH. NGK.)

(Random thought: If you check my Ficlist over on the side there, I've got a single, solitary 3:10 to Yuma fic with Foster and Crowe. If you're interested, to tide you over until I get around to writing some damn Mechanic porn.)

Date: 2011-01-31 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] underdebate.livejournal.com
Oh god, I saw it with my mom and my best friend, right, and like, when they were in the bar-club-thing my mom leaned over and was all "he's totally going to mess this up," and I was like "how do you know?" and she was like "he wants to be like Jason Statham, he's got a crush the size of Russia, IT WON'T WORK" and I was all scandalized like "MOTHER" and it was fantastic.

(BEN FOSTER IS ALWAYS PEDO-BAIT. THIS IS TRUTH. I MEAN HE'S OLDER THAN ME AND I STILL SORT OF FEEL LIKE HE'S PEDO-BAIT, WHAT IS THIS EVEN.)

The weird part is that this is pretty much the only movie I've seen where Statham's character is such a goddamn top-- I mean, you'd expect he would be, right? But like. The revelation of 'ohoho, Steve, you gon' get fucked haaard' was still somewhat unusual because for some reason every other fandom I'm in involving Jason Statham comes down to his character being a massive flirty tease. So weird. And yet, like. Yes sir, Steve totally gets fucked all over the place.

I will defs check back! (Um actually I might friend you! No obligation to friend back, dw, I just want to be able to call first membership if you actually do make that comm. JUST SAYING.)

(aljsal;dfj need this in my life like burning. I don't even know the fandom and yet I'm about to go read that now.)

Date: 2011-01-31 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amuly.livejournal.com
I was with my mom and dad, who are both totally aware of my insane fangirlishness. So when the pedo-ness started, my dad was like "FUCKING HELL, DAUGHTER, YOU HAVE TRICKED ME." And Mom was like "Oh noooesss. Not the pretty boys! NOT AGAIN!" because she somehow doesn't see the appeal of pretty boys fucking each other :P

Warning: My 3:10 fic is one of the top 5 things I've ever written, imho, so DO NOT EXPECT anything else I write to be of that high of quality! :{

Ah, and yes, Ben Foster is totally pedo-bait, and I as well am younger than him and still feel kind of skeevy perving all over his little self.

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