amuly: (KURT/BLAINE)

Title: All Yours
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Word Count: 1,005
Rating: PG
Summary: Spoilers for episode 2x18 (Born This Way): [ Kurt tells Blaine he's transferring. They talk. ]
Warnings: none
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] aoitsukikage
over at my prompt fill (which there's still 1 open slot, if anyone wants to prompt me...). The prompt was: [Kurt/Blaine. Because we never saw it, Blaine's reaction when Kurt tells him for sure that he's transferring back. ]




I'm always all yours, Blaine. )


Title: That Voice
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine, Finn/Kurt (unrequited)
Word Count: 497
Rating: PG
Summary: Kurt's singing voice is practically magic (not as cracky as it sounds). Spoilers for 2x18, "Born This Way".

Warnings: none
A/N:
Written for [livejournal.com profile] aoitsukikage over at my prompt fill (which there's still 1 open slot, if anyone wants to prompt me...). The prompt was: Finn/Kurt I don't really have anything specific, just anytime during the last episode would be great because they both looked so happy.



 

I don't mean pretty in a gay way. Like, not anti-gay. )

amuly: (Siri/Remi Epi Guh)
OKAY. YOU GUYS.

So, I'm working on Janto gun range porn. And I totally have a good chunk written. And I totally would be working on it right now, EXCEPT.

EXCEPT, for the past 2 hours, I've been looking for a specific QAF gif. It's the one w/ Brian and Justin's last night together, and their last sex scene, right when they're post-coital and Brian kind of collapses on Justin's head and it's just like sob.

You guys totally know what I'm talking about; I know you do.

And if you don't: Linky to what I mean <-- Those last 3 panels. I swear I've seen that in a single gif. Somewhere.

I've been going through FuckYeahQAF and FuckYeahBrianandJustin for the past 2 hours, and even though that's totally delightful, I NEED TO STOP WASTING MY TIME.

So, if you guys want some gunrange!pr0n, you will find me this gif. I know it exists, and I'm pretty damn sure I saw it on one of your LJ's once, I just can't remember which one. GRRR.

(Sparkles and hugs and maybe some quick comment!pr0n for anyone who can find me it?)
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Title: Take It, Need It
Pairing:
Arthur/Steve (The Mechanic)
Word Count:
1,834
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
After Steve fails at being pedo-bait, he needs some hard fucking to set him straight. Total PWP.

Warnings: unlubricated rough!sex
A/N:
I had to. SHUT UP. This was entirely necessary. It was. If anyone has a comm where this should go, lemme know. Oh, and any inaccuracies in say, the fact that the house may have wood floors instead of carpet, I blame on the fact that I wasn't paying attention to interior design when Ben Foster was on screen.


 

Fucking Arthur )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)
Not quite yet. Sorry :{ BUT SOON! I am working on it as I type (well, not exactly as I'm typing this. I am not quite that awesome).

I really have no legitimate excuses for the delays. Sure, I've been working on editing my novel. Sure, I've been working at my actual job. Sure, I've been super stressed over graduate school admissions TWO-POINT-OH. Sure, I've been sucked into [livejournal.com profile] skellerbvvt 's  amazing fanfiction/nearly intimidated by its AMAZING out of ever writing anything ever again, because she is just that good of a writer. Sure, I've had to do some British research for the next few chapters of Gwil. But honestly, absolutely none of these excuses are really quite large enough for the major, major delays that Gwil has seen. Basically, I'm just a lazy ass.

But! It's sooooo come at you guys soon. Very soon. Feel free to nag me incessantly until it comes back, and don't feel guilty about it.

I do have NEWS, other than just apologizing for my severe procrastination!!

1.] [livejournal.com profile] coja5_10  has just finished the German translation of my Sirius/Remus fic Pray the Gay Away. So, if you speak German, or - like me - just like to stare at the German words and guess at what they are, go check it out! It's super cool ^.^

Comms/Contests/Participations )

4.] I'm sort-of-half-way writing an Arthur/Steve Mechanic fic (because shut up, I want to fuck Ben Foster's pretty face, okay? That's not a crime.) but there is no LJ comm for this. This makes me sad. I'll post it here anyway when/if I write it, but in the meantime, if there actually is a comm for this and I'm just missing it somehow, lemme know.
I go a little bit crazy over Ben Foster for a while. )

5.] Okay, one more little crush. Ranted on my twitter today about this, but I thought I'd bring it here, too.
Ooooh Bill Hader. I have such a comedy crush on you.

He's kind of old-school movie start BAMF and slick and freaking cool, but he's also a goofball and adorable and I want to cuddle him.
AND, guess what photo I found?
YOU GUYS. I do not know why Bill Hader and JGL are hanging out together, BUT IT MATTERS NOT. Look at them! LOOK AT THAT FACE.
HNGG. Sorry. Anyway.
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Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] pinkfairy727 :

Give me a pairing and I'll tell you:
1. When or if I started shipping them:
2. What I think their challenge is:
3. What makes me happy about them:
4. What makes me sad about them:
5. What moment I wish had never happened:
6. Who I'd be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
7. My happily ever after for them:



My main pairings (even though you could just at my tags and figure it out yourself :P) would be:

Sirius/Remus
Jack/Ianto or Jack/Ianto/John (NOM)
Christian/Syed
Wicki/Stiglitz
Donny/Utivich
Eliot/Hardison
Plato/Phaedo
Arthur/Eames
Ben/Charlie
Albert/Franz
House/Wilson

Never written, but ship:

Enis/Jack
Arthur/Merlin
Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon
Heero/Duo
Blaine/Kurt or Finn/Kurt
Spike/Angel

...
I'm sure there's more. If you can think of more, feel free to ask about them. If I've seen it/read it/heard of it, I guarantee you I ship it in some way :P
amuly: (Default)
Oh my gosh, you guys, I have the best rec ever for you!!

[livejournal.com profile] aoitsukikage wrote me a freaking awesome request fic, Sam/Kurt from Glee.

GO READ IT RIGHT NOW!!!

I love it so much, it was so totally perfect! And it had some Kurt/Finn brotherly love going on in it too, which I am absolutely never against ~.^

Seriously, GO READ IT. It is awesome!!

Excuse me while I go throw up (due to alcohol, not [livejournal.com profile] aoitsukikage 's fic) and then squee some more ^.^
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Okay.

So, some ridiculousness happened late last night on the internet.
Allow me to explain before I throw you face-first into my vat of special crazy sauce.

My friend [livejournal.com profile] shojokakumeii00 made a "Homolust Challenge Generator" (<- Go on, click! Give it a whirl ^.^). Basically, the fields are A (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) fucks/is fucked by a (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) (PREPOSITIONAL PHRASE). They are (RELATIONSHIP). It must involved (FETISH).

And the generator puts together as many crazy things as shojo programmed in. So she came to me - obviously, THE gay porn expert - for suggestions of more stuff to add in. So I gave her a whole slew of ideas.

Then /a/ found it.

Basically, long story short, I started writing up some of the crazier of the prompts to prove a point.
What follows is three of these stories.
I apologize for nothing.




A homely librarian is fucked by a cyborg company president over the phone. They are kings. It must involve time travel. )




A samurai fucks a arrogant ESPer at school. It must involve necrophilia and body hair. )

 
 

A elegant peasant is fucked by a comatose thief in a castle. They are brothers. It must involve extended foreplay and penance. )


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Title: Life is All Part III: Day 0: Chapter 5
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Lois/Alonso, Gwen/Rhys, past Jack/everyone
Word Count: 1,763
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ianto finds out what happened after he died; Jack gets his revenge for Ianto’s almost-not resurrection
Warnings: none
A/N: Just 3 weeks left in this epic saga. (Yes, 3: there will be an epilogue). Short chapter this time: sorry. Next week is going to be nice and long – there was just stuff I wanted to all be together next week, so I decided not to split it up, even though it would have given me a more even chapter length.

Previous Chapters:
Part I:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part II: 1, 2, 3
, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part III: 1, 2, 3, 4

 

That's my Steven )

 

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Title: Life is All Part III: Day 0: Chapter 2
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, budding Alonso/Lois
Word Count: 4,508
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack and Ianto “talk” some more the next morning. Also: storage unit time. Ianto needs his clothing back. And Jack needs Ianto’s coffee maker.
Warnings: rimming, mentions of crossdressing
A/N: Talk about speed writing. Cripse. Please point out typos, I’ve been swamped this week with fic so I’m a bit brain-dead. Also, I wanted to include flat-hunting in this chapter, but it was getting a bit lengthy. Next week: flat hunting! Also, other things.


Previous Chapters:
Part I:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part II: 1, 2, 3
, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part III: 1




Best night's sleep I've had since... )

Wanker

Jul. 15th, 2010 12:01 am
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Title: Wanker
Pairing: Sirius/Remus, mentions of fantasy!Sirius/Remus/Moody, Sirius/Remus/Dumbledore, Sirius/Remus/Prewett brothers, and Sirius/Remus/Shaklebolt (all in jest; first pairing is the only real one)
Word Count: 1,876
Rating: NC-17
Summary
: During Harry’s 4th year, Sirius has very little to do in his cave besides wank.
Warnings: lots of sexual humor, lots of filthy kinks mentioned (though none acted upon)
A/N: I got this in my head while sitting around unemployed, bored, and in search of work. Of course, this does not mean this is autobiographical, thanks very much! I, unlike Sirius, have the internet (oh, or does that hurt my case for this being non-autobiographical?).

Sirius Black was quickly becoming an expert wanker. )
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Title: Life is All Part II: Archival Revival: Chapter 3
Pairing: John/Alonso, Jack/John/Alonso, Jack/John, past Jack/Ianto, past Jack/John/Ianto, past Jack/John, past Jack/Alonso…you get the idea.
Word Count: 3,157
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack, John, and Alonso take a small break before Jack travels back in time to pick up the nanogenes. Almost PWP.
Warnings: threesome, rimming, roughness, and really screwy relationships
A/N: Okay, so here’s the deal. I was just slightly too young to watch Buffy when it first came out, and recently they just put the whole series on Netflix play-it now. So I’ve watched 5 seasons of Buffy, aka 4 season of James Marsters goodness, in about 2 weeks. That should pretty much explain this entire chapter. Enjoy the smut.

Previous Chapters: Part I:  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7 Part II: 1 & 2

...it's like I'm suffering from the chronic condition of not being Ianto Jones. )
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Title: Life is All Part II: Archival Revival: Chapter 2
Pairing: Jack/John, John/Alonso, past Jack/Ianto, past Jack/John/Ianto
Word Count: 2,699
Rating: PG-13
Summary: John fixes Jack’s vortex manipulator, hits on Alonso.
Warnings: none
A/N: Ooo I had too much fun writing John’s dialogue. Oh, and in the fic you’ll notice John mentioning the “third” time he’s met Ianto: I’m referring to my fabulous threesome fic
John Joins In. If you haven’t read it and are in the mood for some filthy JackxJohnxIanto action, I recommend it (not to promote myself or anything…).

Previous Chapters: Part I:  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7 Part II: 1



Where is his royal pompousness anyway? )
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Title: iTunes Drabble Challenge
Pairing: Jack/Ianto; Jack/John/Ianto
Word Count: 2,149
Rating: NC-17 overall
Summary: 10 drabbles written while listening to 10 random iTunes songs
Warnings: Threesome, DP (double penetration), phone sex (sorta), fluff.
A/N: Okay, so, I thought my iTunes was being psychic and only giving me Gaga songs and Torchwood tracks, b/c it just knew that I was writing gay Torchwood porn. Turns out, shuffle only plays songs you have "checked". *facepalm* I am a moron. But, I didn't want to redo it, so...here you go.

Oh, and here’s the challenge I was doing, stolen from [livejournal.com profile] captainkatt: Put iTunes on shuffle and write a short drabble for the first 10 songs that come up. The catch: You write each drabble in the time the song is playing. The song ends, you move onto the next drabble. 

One last thing before I begin: I would just like to assert that I am morally opposed to shuffle. Okay.

"Ianto, why are you holding a puppy?" )

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