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Title: Wanker
Pairing: Sirius/Remus, mentions of fantasy!Sirius/Remus/Moody, Sirius/Remus/Dumbledore, Sirius/Remus/Prewett brothers, and Sirius/Remus/Shaklebolt (all in jest; first pairing is the only real one)
Word Count: 1,876
Rating: NC-17
Summary: During Harry’s 4th year, Sirius has very little to do in his cave besides wank.
Warnings: lots of sexual humor, lots of filthy kinks mentioned (though none acted upon)
A/N: I got this in my head while sitting around unemployed, bored, and in search of work. Of course, this does not mean this is autobiographical, thanks very much! I, unlike Sirius, have the internet (oh, or does that hurt my case for this being non-autobiographical?).
Tags:
- fandom: harry potter,
- fanfiction,
- kink: blow job,
- kink: bondage,
- kink: clothing,
- kink: crack,
- kink: dirty talk,
- kink: double penetration,
- kink: exhibitionism,
- kink: front to back,
- kink: front to front,
- kink: frottage,
- kink: get a room (no beds),
- kink: hair,
- kink: humor,
- kink: licking,
- kink: penetration,
- kink: penetration: foreign object,
- kink: playing games,
- kink: props,
- kink: rimming,
- kink: threesome,
- kink: voyeurism,
- pairing: misc,
- pairing: sirius/remus,
- rating: nc-17,
- wordcount: less than 3k
