Everybody I Love Dies

Title: The Best Way to Calm Down
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine (main focus), Santana/Sam, Puck/Lauren, Mike/Tina
Word Count: 2,573
Rating: R
Summary: The boys try their best to stay in control during their various make-out sessions, Kurt and Blaine decide maybe it's okay to let go a little bit. Near-future!fic
Warnings: underage handjobs, brief hetero make-outs before the main event
Spoilers: 212 episode, “Silly Love Songs”
A/N: This started out as a “Oh my gosh, they should so do this on the show once the boys get together fantasy!” which turned into a “Oh no, they will never show Kurt and Blaine getting as hot and heavy as everyone else!” bemoaning, which turned into “I'm going to write it like an episode!” which, finally, turned into “Wait, it's fanfiction. PORN TIME.” So. There you go. It's just like a scene from an episode! If Glee aired on Showtime.

 

( We don't *have* to stop. )

Title: Candy Boy
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 270
Rating: R
Summary: Sirius has a special treat for Remus
Warnings: frotting, fluff galore
A/N: Written for prompt #28 in mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!
 

( I've got a surprise for you. )

Title: Moony and Padfoot: Revealed!
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 4,020
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fred and George abruptly find out that the two men they’re staying with at Grimmauld Place are, in fact, their all-time idols. Set during Christmas break OotP.
Warnings: underage smex, bondage, whips, exhibitionism. But all in good fun.
A/N: I take some liberties with canon, since I honestly can’t remember all the exacts. Also, for the record: twincest is wrong. But oh, so right ~.^ (No twincest in the fic, just jokes about it).

( It had started out like any other morning. )

Title: Wanker
Pairing: Sirius/Remus, mentions of fantasy!Sirius/Remus/Moody, Sirius/Remus/Dumbledore, Sirius/Remus/Prewett brothers, and Sirius/Remus/Shaklebolt (all in jest; first pairing is the only real one)
Word Count: 1,876
Rating: NC-17
Summary: During Harry’s 4^th year, Sirius has very little to do in his cave besides wank.
Warnings: lots of sexual humor, lots of filthy kinks mentioned (though none acted upon)
A/N: I got this in my head while sitting around unemployed, bored, and in search of work. Of course, this does not mean this is autobiographical, thanks very much! I, unlike Sirius, have the internet (oh, or does that hurt my case for this being non-autobiographical?).

( Sirius Black was quickly becoming an expert wanker. )

Title: I, Werewolf: Part 1
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Word Count: 6,886/31,252
Rating: Hard R this part, NC-17 overall
Summary: Remus and Sirius have been together since third year, but as their fifth year draws to a close, still haven’t had penetrative intercourse. Remus is afraid his condition could cause complications, and the literature on the subject is contradictory or bigoted. Will Sirius and Remus ever get to shag? (Answer: Yes.)
Warnings: rimming, intercrural sex, fingering, frotting
A/N: So the whole fic is written (well…maybe I’ve got one more scene at the end to finish up) and is broken into about 5 parts. Looks to be approx. 30k, and I’ll be updating every other day or so. Enjoy!
NB: split into two posts because LJ is a whore that hates high wordcounts. *Glare glare glare* Just follow the link at the end, should be no problem.


( It was just my tongue! )

Title: A Tale Of Two Blowjobs (Well, One and a Half)
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 2,863
Rating: R
Summary: After the Locker Room incident, Remus wants to make it up to Sirius with a mutual first.
Warnings: underage fellatio (might be the most specific warning I’ve ever had…)
A/N: Yes, they’re 14. It’s fanfiction, after all. If their age squicks you, don’t read it. Also, I don't know why I keep writing continuations of that first story, but it's fun. I've got two more sequels planned, too.

Part one here, part two here. But it works fine as a one-shot.

( Thank Merlin for wizarding robes. )

Title: FMC Interlude II: Bath Time
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 3,121
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack and Ianto enjoy a soak the morning after Jack came back. Their morning is irritatingly interrupted by the team.
Warnings: Realistic bathtub sex issues, fluff
A/N: Oh I just couldn’t help myself! ^.^

Direct Sequel to FMC V.

Previous Chapters: I, Interlude, II, III, IV, V, VI, & VII


( Ianto sighed and wiggled in Jack’s embrace.  )