Title: Wanker
Pairing: Sirius/Remus, mentions of fantasy!Sirius/Remus/Moody, Sirius/Remus/Dumbledore, Sirius/Remus/Prewett brothers, and Sirius/Remus/Shaklebolt (all in jest; first pairing is the only real one)
Word Count: 1,876
Rating: NC-17
Summary: During Harry’s 4th year, Sirius has very little to do in his cave besides wank.
Warnings: lots of sexual humor, lots of filthy kinks mentioned (though none acted upon)
A/N: I got this in my head while sitting around unemployed, bored, and in search of work. Of course, this does not mean this is autobiographical, thanks very much! I, unlike Sirius, have the internet (oh, or does that hurt my case for this being non-autobiographical?).
Title: Life is All Part II: Archival Revival: Chapter 3
Pairing: John/Alonso, Jack/John/Alonso, Jack/John, past Jack/Ianto, past Jack/John/Ianto, past Jack/John, past Jack/Alonso…you get the idea.
Word Count: 3,157
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack, John, and Alonso take a small break before Jack travels back in time to pick up the nanogenes. Almost PWP.
Warnings: threesome, rimming, roughness, and really screwy relationships
A/N: Okay, so here’s the deal. I was just slightly too young to watch Buffy when it first came out, and recently they just put the whole series on Netflix play-it now. So I’ve watched 5 seasons of Buffy, aka 4 season of James Marsters goodness, in about 2 weeks. That should pretty much explain this entire chapter. Enjoy the smut.
Previous Chapters:
John Joins In
Mar. 28th, 2010 12:15 amPairing: Jack/John/Ianto
Word Count: 6,670
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ianto wants a threesome with John, Jack agrees. Post Series 2, PWP.
Warnings: DP, threesome (duh), rimming, rough!play, frottage
A/N: My explanation: I just wanted to DP Ianto. I...I'm sorry. I'm a bad person. *Hangs head*. Also, reference to A Night with Jack's Webley, but you don't have to read it beforehand.
( *You* let the *eye-candy* top you? )
John Joins In II
Mar. 28th, 2010 12:10 amTitle: John Joins In Part II
Pairing: Jack/John/Ianto
Word Count: 6,670
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ianto wants a threesome with John, Jack agrees. Post Series 2, PWP.
Warnings: DP, threesome (duh), rimming, rough!play, frottage
A/N: My explanation: I just wanted to DP Ianto. I...I'm sorry. I'm a bad person. *Hangs head*. Also, reference to A Night with Jack's Webley, but you don't have to read it beforehand.
PART I HERE.
( Only click if you've read part I !!! )
iTunes Fic Challenge!
Mar. 22nd, 2010 12:06 amTitle: iTunes Drabble Challenge
Pairing: Jack/Ianto; Jack/John/Ianto
Word Count: 2,149
Rating: NC-17 overall
Summary: 10 drabbles written while listening to 10 random iTunes songs
Warnings: Threesome, DP (double penetration), phone sex (sorta), fluff.
A/N: Okay, so, I thought my iTunes was being psychic and only giving me Gaga songs and Torchwood tracks, b/c it just knew that I was writing gay Torchwood porn. Turns out, shuffle only plays songs you have "checked". *facepalm* I am a moron. But, I didn't want to redo it, so...here you go.
Oh, and here’s the challenge I was doing, stolen from captainkatt: Put iTunes on shuffle and write a short drabble for the first 10 songs that come up. The catch: You write each drabble in the time the song is playing. The song ends, you move onto the next drabble.
One last thing before I begin: I would just like to assert that I am morally opposed to shuffle. Okay.
( "Ianto, why are you holding a puppy?" )
Pinch-Hitter
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Title: On Top
Pairings: Utivich/Wicki, Stiglitz/Wicki, Stiglitz/Wicki/Utivich
Word Count: 3,802
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Stiglitz catches Wicki with Utivich, angry!Stiglitz (as if there was another kind) comes out, and decides to remind Wicki who he's with.
Warnings: brief knife play, slightly dubcon, slight violence
A/N: So this is my first time writing a threesome, I think. Pretty sure. Anyway, as usual with threesomes I tried my best to focus on keeping everything clear, hope I succeeded. And I hope I successfully left
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Btw, the prompt I chose was: "Wicki/Stiglitz/Utivich: jealousy, not-so-innocent Utivich, triangulation of desire, accidental threesomes, fighting, Wicki & Stiglitz talking dirty in German in Utivich's hearing, probably about Utivich."
And her "likes" were: "What are your general 'likes'? (within the IB fandom) knives, guns, whipping, all that stuff. Language kink. RPF language kink if it were to exist. Stoicness to the point of stupidity along with blind loyalty."
Just so you all know where I was coming from ^.^
( Onto the smut smut smut! )