Everybody I Love Dies

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Year 2, Chapter 1.PWP
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 2,865
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Jack and Ianto enjoy a moment together at the gun range.
Warnings: gunplay, vibrator
A/N: This was written as a thank-you to all my readers for getting over two thousand pageviews in a single day back on December 13^th. And okay, so it's over a month late, shut up! But I wrote something I've never written before (vibrators), and I wanted to do my best to make it come out alright. So thank-you, fabulous readers! Enjoy!

Chronlogy note: In case the title didn't make it clear, this is an immediate follow-up/extension to Chapter 201. Though it can be read as a PWP with very little trouble.

Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17
The Second Year:
1, 2, 3
 

Title: Opening Day
Pairing: Donny/Utivich
Word Count: 1,157
Rating: R
Summary: It's opening day in 1946. Post-War AU: Donny's alive.
Warnings: baseball nerdiness
A/N: I miss baseball. ;__; Stupid basketball and football. Is it April yet?

Title: Sometimes, There are More Important Things than Logic Books
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Word Count: 2,295
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Eames catches Arthur trying to read while fingering him. Eames is not amused. Ridiculous sexy-timez ensue.
Warnings: rimming, felching, RIDICULOUSNESS
A/N: This was comment porn written for cherrybina . It is RIDICULOUS and FILTHY and UNAPOLOGETICALLY PORN-TASTIC. So, just be warned. That's what this is. Edited and stupid typos fixed, obviously, because I can't go posting something with typos on my journal. What kind of woman of loose morals do you think I am?

 

Title: Pray the Gay Away: Chapter 10
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 2,986
Rating: R
Summary: Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU
Chapter Summary: We find out what was in that paper bag.
Warnings: intercrural sex, foodplay, blowjobs (barely), some slight groddy sex squick, but only discussed.
A/N: THEY JUST WOULDN'T HAVE SEX. Oh my gosh. I don't know what the fuck the boys were doing during this whole chapter, but it took them forever to get around to the sexy!timez! I apologize on their behalf.
Side note: PLOT will resume next chapter. The boys deserved a break, you know? :P

NB: Dear British readers: it has come to my attention that you are ignorant as to the awesome of s'mores. I offer you a picture, and beg artistic license for what goes on in this chapter :P.

Previous Chapters:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

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( A homely librarian is fucked by a cyborg company president over the phone. They are kings. It must involve time travel. )

Title: Arthur Tops
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Word Count: 1,538
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Arthur always bottoms – doesn’t even realize he could top. Eames enlightens him. PWP.
Warnings: none
A/N: My porn!bunny is being difficult. I’m hoping writing this little thing might work out whatever issues I’m having writing. Still, think it turned out okay. (eh...)

Title: Floo Etiquette
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 1,276
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius and Remus were just having lazy afternoon sex. Then someone had to go interrupt them through floo.
Warnings: caught in the act; body hair? (if that’s an issue?)
A/N: Yeah, I dunno where this came from. I had a dream about rimming, and Sirius’ hairy arse, and then I was re-reading OotP and giggling at the thought of Sirius and Remus getting caught by someone messaging them over the floo network, and…this happened.

Title: Wanker
Pairing: Sirius/Remus, mentions of fantasy!Sirius/Remus/Moody, Sirius/Remus/Dumbledore, Sirius/Remus/Prewett brothers, and Sirius/Remus/Shaklebolt (all in jest; first pairing is the only real one)
Word Count: 1,876
Rating: NC-17
Summary: During Harry’s 4^th year, Sirius has very little to do in his cave besides wank.
Warnings: lots of sexual humor, lots of filthy kinks mentioned (though none acted upon)
A/N: I got this in my head while sitting around unemployed, bored, and in search of work. Of course, this does not mean this is autobiographical, thanks very much! I, unlike Sirius, have the internet (oh, or does that hurt my case for this being non-autobiographical?).

Title: I, Werewolf: Part 1
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Word Count: 6,886/31,252
Rating: Hard R this part, NC-17 overall
Summary: Remus and Sirius have been together since third year, but as their fifth year draws to a close, still haven’t had penetrative intercourse. Remus is afraid his condition could cause complications, and the literature on the subject is contradictory or bigoted. Will Sirius and Remus ever get to shag? (Answer: Yes.)
Warnings: rimming, intercrural sex, fingering, frotting
A/N: So the whole fic is written (well…maybe I’ve got one more scene at the end to finish up) and is broken into about 5 parts. Looks to be approx. 30k, and I’ll be updating every other day or so. Enjoy!
NB: split into two posts because LJ is a whore that hates high wordcounts. *Glare glare glare* Just follow the link at the end, should be no problem.


( It was just my tongue! )

Title: Bras
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 2,844
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ianto is baffled as how to put on a bra. PWP
Warnings: crossdressing, possibly impossible positions
A/N: Cross-dressing isn’t a huge kink of mine, but I really liked how this came out.

( Bloody thing was a Rubik's cube. )