amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Candy Boy
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
270
Rating:
R
Summary:
Sirius has a special treat for Remus
Warnings:
frotting, fluff galore
A/N:
Written for prompt #28 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!
 

 

ExpandI've got a surprise for you. )
amuly: (Default)
Okay.

So, some ridiculousness happened late last night on the internet.
Allow me to explain before I throw you face-first into my vat of special crazy sauce.

My friend [livejournal.com profile] shojokakumeii00 made a "Homolust Challenge Generator" (<- Go on, click! Give it a whirl ^.^). Basically, the fields are A (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) fucks/is fucked by a (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) (PREPOSITIONAL PHRASE). They are (RELATIONSHIP). It must involved (FETISH).

And the generator puts together as many crazy things as shojo programmed in. So she came to me - obviously, THE gay porn expert - for suggestions of more stuff to add in. So I gave her a whole slew of ideas.

Then /a/ found it.

Basically, long story short, I started writing up some of the crazier of the prompts to prove a point.
What follows is three of these stories.
I apologize for nothing.




ExpandA homely librarian is fucked by a cyborg company president over the phone. They are kings. It must involve time travel. )




ExpandA samurai fucks a arrogant ESPer at school. It must involve necrophilia and body hair. )

 
 

ExpandA elegant peasant is fucked by a comatose thief in a castle. They are brothers. It must involve extended foreplay and penance. )


amuly: (Siri/Remi too old)

Title: Curse the Casualties of Old Age
Pairing
: Sirius/Remus, background Lily/James
Word Count
: 1,256
Rating
: NC-17
Summary
: Sirius pulls something during sex and immediately decides he's becoming an old man. Pre-Azkaban.

Warnings: none
A/N: I don't think I've written a non-humorous sex scene in forever. And this fic is no deviant from that. Sex is funny, damn it! Also: this is NOT AT ALL based on recent events. NOT. NO. NONE OF THIS REALLY HAPPENED. *cough cough cough cough*

 

 

ExpandFuck! Moony! Help! )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 17
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, + Team, + Andy
Word Count: 3,591

Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil's 8th birthday; Gwil's 8th birthday take two.
Warnings: none
A/N:
1.] Sorry this is so late, IRL was being kind of shit to me, including fucking up my neck to the point that I could only write this in 20 minute stints or so.

2.] This is the last chapter of The First Year for Gwil. There will be more Gwil, I'm just splitting it up into years for organization's sake.
3.] Gwil is going to go on a temporary 1-2 week hiatus as I get everything in order. I've got to organize the 2nd year, write some fest fics, and just generally work on fics that aren't Gwil.
 

Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12
, 13, 14, 15, 16
 

 

ExpandThank you, Auntie Tosh! )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)
Yes, Gwil will be going up at some point today. Sorry :{ The past few days have been utter shit for me IRL.

Title:
Strip Tease
Pairing:
Sirius/Remus
Word Count:
300
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Sirius strips for Remus
Warnings: none
A/N:
Written for prompt #51 in [livejournal.com profile] mp_ldws  porn drabble challenge!

 

ExpandAnything you want. )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 16
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
1,355
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Jack broods, Ianto follows, and they sort things out.
Warnings: none
A/N:
One more chapter for The First Year!


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12
, 13, 14, 15

 

ExpandAn hour later, and Ianto was beyond furious. )

 

amuly: (Siri/Remi grab ass)

Title: Puppy Love Forever
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 3,272
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sirius promises to love Remus forever, and means it. For [livejournal.com profile] myprettycabinet  , who found a fic for me I thought long gone!
Warnings: angst
A/N: Oh my gosh this is soooo overdue. I apologize profusely!! Stuff got in the way, between RL and fics that needed-to-be-done before this one...sorry! But here you go! This is actually probably one of the better things I've written recently, so hopefully the long wait was worth it :P

 

ExpandSirius had *plans*. Merlin save them all. )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 15
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Gwen/Rhys
Word Count:
1,252
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Jack and Ianto get some alone time; Gwil gets to go to the cinema
Warnings: none
A/N: Sorry for the lateness! I blame a combination of work, a drag show, a hangover, and mp_ldws porn drabble-fest for it. Also: only 2 more chapters for the First Year.

Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12
, 13, 14
 

 

ExpandThis was nice, Jack. )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 13
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
1,484
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil gets a little intimate with someone at footie practice.
Warnings: none
A/N: Organization side note: As you might have noticed in my "Previous Chapters" organization, this fic is now divided into sections: First Year, Second Year, Third Year, &c. The First Year is going to have the most chapters, just because a ton of stuff happens. The chapter amounts per year will probably be roughly logarithmic, though I don't have every single chapter planned out, so I can't be 100% on that at the moment. So, just so anyone who cares has an idea what's going on. (PS: There will be 17 years total, though every year won't necessary have even a single chapter in it.)


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12


ExpandKissing. )

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 11
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Janet
Word Count:
1,474
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Jack unfairly convinces Ianto to introduce Gwil to Janet.
Warnings: none
A/N:
I have had the weirdest day. An old Hungarian man – parent of one of my students – asked if I was married, and if I would like to meet a “nice, young, Hungarian man”. ?! When his son commented “Oh, but she's Italian”, his response was (insert Hungarian accent here) “De Hungarians and de Italians, ve get along very well. Dis is good!” My life is seriously My Big Fat Greek Wedding.



Previous Chapters:
Prologue
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
 

 

ExpandWhy had he ever agreed to this? )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 9
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil
Word Count:
1,000
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.

Chapter Summary: Gwil has a nightmare and overhears a conversation he doesn't fully understand. Gwil POV.
Warnings: none
A/N: 1.] I found the word “cwtsh” when I was perusing an online Welsh dictionary, and was so shocked by it's severe lack of vowels that I decided I had to use it. It's also adorable ^.^ 2.] How Gwil sleeps on the bed is actually how I used to sleep with my parents when I had a nightmare. I have no idea if anyone else did this, but I thought it was cute.

Previous Chapters:
Prologue
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

 

ExpandBad dream. Cwtsh? )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 6
Pairing:
Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Tosh, Owen, Gwen
Word Count:
3,171
Rating:
PG
Summary:
When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary:
Gwil needs some schooling, so Tosh becomes his tutor. Ianto worries (as if that's new).
Warnings: none
A/N:
Just learned about “fêtes” this week. And “jumbles”. You crazy English: calling things weird names.


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
1, 2, 3, 4, 5


ExpandHave to learn fast... )

amuly: (janto booboos)
Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 5
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Owen, Gwil; mentions of Owen/nameless OFC
Word Count:
3,939
Rating:
PG-13
Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Gwil gets immunized; Gwil gets sick; Jack and Ianto freak out.
Warnings:
If there are any medical incongruities: aliens did it.
A/N:
Seriously, this is my favorite chapter so far. I love this chapter. I hope everyone else does, too ^.^ Also: I should just stop doing anything ever on Mondays. I don't even work Mondays, and the last 3 or 4 have just been murder for me. But, everything sorted now, so yay!



Previous:
Prologue
Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4

 

ExpandIanto was resisting the urge to pace. )
amuly: (janto fronds)


Title: Gwil’s Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 4

Pairing: Jack/Ianto

Word Count: 1,447

Rating: NC-17

Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Smex!

Warnings: none

A/N: Been having ridiculous issues with the MSWord on my laptop, which is why this is a little late. Will be working on it. Grrr.
A/N 2: AGHHH!! FUCK YOU, FORMATTING!!! I'm sorry. I've spent like, half a day trying to get this fucking thing posted right. There are no indents, I'm sorry, fuck it, I'm sick of mucking around in html b/c RTF won't open properly in it when copy-pasted and I don't have pages installed on my fucking desktop and for some stupid-ass reason MSWord isn't working on my laptop, which is where I write the damn thing the first place, so...AGHH! Excuse me while I jump off a cliff/try desperately to get this working by Thursday.

Previous:
Prologue
Chapters: 1, 2, 3

ExpandQuiet? *Quiet*? )
amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil’s Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 3
Pairing: Jack/Ianto + Gwil
Word Count: 1,847
Rating: PG
Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Jack and Ianto figure out their living arrangements
Warnings: none
A/N: Nothing much to say. These first few chapters are kind of all together, because I have to lay all the basic groundwork. As we get further along, the chapters will be more snapshot-y rather than continuous. And yes: the Count was totally my favorite character on Sesame Street (he just seemed to piss off the other characters so much with his incessant counting, that I loved him. Go figure).


Previous:
Prologue
Chapters: 1, 2


 

ExpandSix! Six apples! Ah ha ha ha! )

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Gwil’s Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 2
Pairing: Jack/Ianto + Gwil
Word Count: 867
Rating: PG
Summary: Jack and Ianto explain to Gwil about his two daddies.
Warnings: none
A/N: AGHHH. Sorry. Just got home from DragonCon. That = awesome. What ≠ awesome is what I had to go through on the way home: boot on the car, massive Atlanta traffic, and a blown out tire. *gasp* But, 11 hours after I started traveling (for a 7 hour trip!) I’m home.

Short post, but there will be another chapter come Thursday.

Previous:
Prologue
Chapters: 1

 

ExpandTwo dads? )

 

amuly: (Default)

Title: Gwil’s Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 1
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, +Team, +Gwil
Word Count: 2,240
Rating: PG
Summary: Jack and Ianto announce their decision to the team.
Warnings: none
A/N: After the first 2 chapters or so, it’s going to get a lot more episodic. Hopefully. If this weird-ass writer’s block I’ve got going decides to leave me alone.

Read the fic that started it all: Unconditional


 

ExpandDo you love him? )

 

amuly: (janto fronds)

Title: Life is All Part III: Day 0: Chapter 7
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Martha/Mickey, Lois/Alonso
Word Count: 3,295
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Wedding and honeymoon.
Warnings: brief mentions of S&M
A/N: Well, this is almost the end! Epilogue linked at the bottom of this chapter. Enjoy reading about my ideal honeymoon... (shut it :P)

 
Previous Chapters:
Part I:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part II: 1, 2, 3
, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part III: 1, 2, 3, 4 , 5, 6
 

 

ExpandIt's your wedding reception. Relax. )


amuly: (Eames/arthur I ship it)

Title: Skis and Cigarettes
Pairing: Eames/Arthur
Word Count: 1,051
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Eames is lazy after sex, Arthur is not. Arthur also gets curious about Eames’ skiing abilities. Kind of a two-ficlet mash-up.
Warnings: smoking (if you’re trying to quit like me, that’s a legit warning ;_;)
A/N: No, Inception fandom! I will not get involved! I have too many fandoms already! ... Well, just reading can’t hurt... DAMNIT.

 

ExpandCome back to bed, love. )

 

 

amuly: (janto booboos)

Title: Life is All Part III: Day 0: Chapter 6
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 3,795
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Flat christening, flat warming; announcements and reconciliations.
Warnings: slightly rough sex. Barely.
A/N: Not much to say, except: only 2 installments left! ;__; But that’s okay – as soon as this is over, I get to start on my Gwil series, where everyone is alive and screw RTD to hell! So yay ^.^

Previous Chapters:
Part I:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part II: 1, 2, 3
, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Part III: 1, 2, 3, 4 , 5

 

ExpandJack was dying. )

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