Pray the Gay Away not going up quite yet, mostly because I woke up late. :{ Oops. Working on it, though!
Title: Fuck Me, Cowboy
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 296
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius has a special outfit on for Remus' birthday
Warnings: blowjob
A/N: Written for prompt #52 in ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif){kind=small}
mp_ldws porn drabble challenge!
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Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 15
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Gwen/Rhys
Word Count: 1,252
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Jack and Ianto get some alone time; Gwil gets to go to the cinema
Warnings: none
A/N: Sorry for the lateness! I blame a combination of work, a drag show, a hangover, and mp_ldws porn drabble-fest for it. Also: only 2 more chapters for the First Year.
Previous Chapters:
Prologue
The First Year:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
11, 12, 13, 14
( This was nice, Jack. )
Title: Be Still
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 299
Rating: PG
Summary: Stuck at Grimmauld, Sirius just wants to get out.
Warnings: none
A/N: This fic was born from hangover hell, way too close to the deadline for my liking. And yet, it won! Somehow!
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Title: Life is All Part III: Day ℵ0
: Chapter 1
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, mentions of past Jack/everyone
Word Count: 3,138
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After Ianto’s revival, Jack and Ianto take time to “talk”.
Warnings: ninja!angst
A/N: Ahahaha who loves my obscenely clever title? Aleph-null is the transfinite cardinal set. Aka, the infinity of countable numbers (basically). Get it?!?! B/c it’s not full infinity (Ianto isn’t immortal), but countable numbers infinity (Ianto is back!).
Okay, I’m just going to go hide in my room now…
Previous Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7 Part II: 1
Title: A Tale Of Two Blowjobs (Well, One and a Half)
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 2,863
Rating: R
Summary: After the Locker Room incident, Remus wants to make it up to Sirius with a mutual first.
Warnings: underage fellatio (might be the most specific warning I’ve ever had…)
A/N: Yes, they’re 14. It’s fanfiction, after all. If their age squicks you, don’t read it. Also, I don't know why I keep writing continuations of that first story, but it's fun. I've got two more sequels planned, too.
Part one here, part two here. But it works fine as a one-shot.
Title: Mr. Rule Six-Fourteen
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 2,037
Rating: soft PG-13
Summary: Harry confronts Sirius about his relationship with Remus. Sequel to Locker Room Regulations
Warnings: nothing, whatever you would expect.
A/N: I know this scene has been done a million times, but a few particular lines of this got stuck in my head, and I just had to type it out.
( Then again, when exactly was the appropriate time to ask your Godfather if he was a poof? )
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Title: Foot Massage Conversations X: End
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 976
Rating: PG
Summary: Jack misses Ianto. Post-COE
Warnings: Angst-ahoy. Sorry.
A/N: So this is it, the last FMC fic. I hope I managed this alright, I really do. This is the only fic I’ve written that I started crying in the middle of writing it, but I dunno if it like, comes through. So *nervous face*.
Previous Chapters: I, Interlude, II, III, IV, V, Interlude II, VI, VII, VIII, IX
( "Third time I died today, it was because of you." )
Title: Foot Massage Conversations IX: About Grey
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 320
Rating: PG
Summary: Ianto asks about Grey. Set sometime during Series 2.
Warnings: None.
A/N: Very short one, but one I really wanted to do for a few reasons.
Previous Chapters: I, Interlude, II, III, IV, V, Interlude II, VI, VII, & VIII
Title: Meno Retold
Pairing: Phaedo/Plato
Word Count: 3,099
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Plato and Phaedo discuss the equivocation fallacy that Euthydemus and Dionysodorous commit, Meno’s paradox, and Socrates’ recollection theory of knowledge. Then they have sex.
Warnings: Intercrural sex
A/N: Dialogues referenced specifically and extensively were the Euthydemus and Meno, while the Republic, Symposium, and Phaedo were referenced in passing.
Title: Foot Massage Conversations VIII: Adrift
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 801
Rating: PG
Summary: Ianto apologizes for telling Gwen about Flat Holm. Set after “Adrift”.
Warnings: Foot fetish and toe-sucking, but humorous more than sexy
A/N: Don’t have much to say, for once. I figured Ianto and Jack didn’t really have much of a row over this; Gwen was bound to find out sooner or later.
Previous Chapters: I, Interlude, II, III, IV, V, Interlude II, VI, & VII
Title: FMC Interlude II: Bath Time
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 3,121
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack and Ianto enjoy a soak the morning after Jack came back. Their morning is irritatingly interrupted by the team.
Warnings: Realistic bathtub sex issues, fluff
A/N: Oh I just couldn’t help myself! ^.^
Direct Sequel to FMC V.
Previous Chapters: I, Interlude, II, III, IV, V, VI, & VII
( Ianto sighed and wiggled in Jack’s embrace. )
Title: Foot Massage Conversation VII: Ianto Decides
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, mentions of Tosh/Mary
Word Count: 3,483
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After “Greeks Bearing Gifts”, Ianto decides he wants to feel good again. Maybe. Also, foot massage. Also, sex.
Warnings: Oh my gosh, teh!angst! Sorry.
A/N: So, in my personal head-cannon, Jack and Ianto sleep together before “They Keep Killing Suzie”. I’d say the stopwatch scene is too casual for that to be Ianto proposing sex for the first time to Jack. But, I also don’t buy into manipulative!Ianto (even if I don’t mind reading it), where he has sex with Jack before “Cyberwoman”. So, here you go.
Previous Chapters: I, Interlude, II, III, IV, V, & VI
Title: Foot Massage Conversations VI: Reversal
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 828
Rating: PG
Summary: Set immediately after “Out of the Rain”, Jack attempts to coax Ianto into revealing what bothered him so much about this particular case. As the title suggests, reversal of the normal order: Jack rubs Ianto’s feet
Warnings: Nothing at all, really.
A/N: This is just my interpretation of why Ianto was so upset after OotR. There's more reasons in the episode that could cause him to react that way, but this was my favorite one. Also, I wanted Jack to care for Ianto just once in the series ^.^
Previous Chapters: I, Interlude, II, III, IV, & V
( Ianto was brooding int the Archives... )
Warning: Long-ass author’s note, but if you take issue with anything I did in the fic, read the author’s note first before you yell at me. Then feel free to yell at me.
P.S.: For extra credit, see if you can’t pick up on the incredibly subtle and obscure philosophy-student reference. 20 quid says no one gets it :P (Hint: It’s a book title. And shojokakumeii00 can’t answer.)
Title: Animorphs: The Torchwood Chronicles
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, but just background-y; whole team involved
Word Count: 2,149
Rating: PG
Summary: What if Torchwood dealt with the Yeerks instead of the Animorph kids? Basic Torchwood “episode”, but using the Yeerks from Animorphs as the alien threat.
Warnings: Crack, rip-off of K.A. Applegate, some Animorph kids bashing, slightly bestiality reference (couldn’t resist)
A/N: Forgive me for this. 1.] shojokakumeii00 + a random number generator made me do it. It was just a random idea I had dropped onto my prompt list, and the generator picked it out, and then shojo forced me to write it. 2.] I haven’t read Animorphs in about…a decade, so my memory is a bit rusty. Forgive any mistakes. 3.] It’s meant to be a bit cracky and humourous (I mean, Andalites?), so just take it that way.
Title: Foot Massage Conversations IV: Countrycide
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 3,050
Rating: PG
Summary: Ianto and Jack try to relax after the cannibals. Also, first!kiss (sort of).
Warnings: None, small amounts of Ianto angsting, but barely any, really.
A/N: 1.] So here’s the deal with the whole “look” that Jack gives Ianto during the snogging conversation. When I first saw it, I thought the “look” was “Why are you lying; we snogged last!” But then I watched and discussed it a few more times, and it seemed reasonable that Ianto wouldn’t have remembered the kiss, so then I thought maybe it was a “Why are you spoiling the fun?” look. So in here is basically how I reconciled it in my mind.
2.] Just FYI, the FMC series is not set up in chronological order. It bounces around between Series 1, 2, and 3. But I did order it that way for a reason (kinda. Maybe.) so bear with me on this. And yeah, some of them are short, some of them are long...it's all for a reason (maybe).
Previous Chapters: I, Interlude, II, & III
( "It figures, I get a kiss from the famous Captain Jack, and I'm not even awake to enjoy it." )
janto_x_naomily , who told me about GDL's opinion on Jack's cheating at naked hide and seek. And of course I wrote it up in fic form straight away, because I apparently decided to hell with my thesis, the problem of induction, reforming science, saving the world, and winning the Nobel, I'm going to write some more PORN. *hangs head* I should be ashamed. ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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