Everybody I Love Dies

Title: Sometimes, There are More Important Things than Logic Books
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Word Count: 2,295
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Eames catches Arthur trying to read while fingering him. Eames is not amused. Ridiculous sexy-timez ensue.
Warnings: rimming, felching, RIDICULOUSNESS
A/N: This was comment porn written for cherrybina . It is RIDICULOUS and FILTHY and UNAPOLOGETICALLY PORN-TASTIC. So, just be warned. That's what this is. Edited and stupid typos fixed, obviously, because I can't go posting something with typos on my journal. What kind of woman of loose morals do you think I am?

 

( Maybe there would be rimming? )

 

Title: Gwil's Guide to Growing Up Torchwood: Chapter 6
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Gwil, Tosh, Owen, Gwen
Word Count: 3,171
Rating: PG
Summary: When a seven-year-old boy falls through the Rift, Ianto and Jack decide to adopt him. This is the story of his life at Torchwood.
Chapter Summary: Gwil needs some schooling, so Tosh becomes his tutor. Ianto worries (as if that's new).
Warnings: none
A/N: Just learned about “fêtes” this week. And “jumbles”. You crazy English: calling things weird names.


Previous Chapters:
Prologue
1, 2, 3, 4, 5


( Have to learn fast... )

Title: When Words are Too Much
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 4,500
Rating: NC-17
Summary: At the most important moments of his life with Remus, Sirius found that he didn’t need words.
Warnings: underage sex, angst, mentions of canon character death
A/N: So, I pretty much write exclusively dialogue. Not in actuality, but in my head, when I’m planning fic, I write all the dialogue first, and then description comes as an afterthought. So when Epi gave me this prompt, I took it as a challenge to write something completely out of my comfort zone. Hopefully this ended up being decent and not shit because of that.

Prompt from epithalamium002 : You can undo me without saying a word.

I have a feeling this is entirely different than what you had in mind, but…sorry? Hope it’s all right *nervous face*. If you absolutely hate it, I’ll write some irreverent smut for you instead!


( When Sirius first found out Remus was a werewolf, he didn't say anything. )

Title: Ianto’s Problem
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Tosh, Owen as characters
Word Count: 2,428
Rating: R
Summary: Ianto has a problem. A sexy problem, but not in these circumstances
Warnings: Exhibitionism, extensive dirty talk. Basic stuff.
A/N: Okay, seriously. Need to finish thesis. I’ve only got 2 weeks of college left! But fuck me sideways if this fic didn’t grab hold of my brain and refuse to let go.

( "Problem? Is it a sexy problem?" )

Title: John Joins In Part I
Pairing: Jack/John/Ianto
Word Count: 6,670
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ianto wants a threesome with John, Jack agrees. Post Series 2, PWP.
Warnings: DP, threesome (duh), rimming, rough!play, frottage
A/N: My explanation: I just wanted to DP Ianto. I...I'm sorry. I'm a bad person. *Hangs head*. Also, reference to A Night with Jack's Webley, but you don't have to read it beforehand.

 

( *You* let the *eye-candy* top you? )

Title: Letters to Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 1,640
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ianto suggests Torchwood drops its cover and goes public so he tries a test run. The results convince him that it’s best if Torchwood remains clandestine.
Warnings: Nothing, besides a small dose of crack.
A/N: Thought up when shojokakumeii00  and I were wondering why Torchwood bothers staying a secret. Also, much love and hugs and thanks to her for helping me wade through obscene amounts of CSS to get my page the way I want it. Yayyy!! *kermit the frog voice*

( I like being Cardiff's worst kept secret. )

Oh yeah. I'm no longer sick and feeling up to writing sexy!fics ^.^
But, I am going through some serious crisis shit (grad school, PhD program apps, whatever) and so I think this fic ended up being like, a major "Amuly needs love and comfort" thing, soooo...yeah. That's how this fic ended up so incredibly sappy and lovey-dovey at the end. Sorry about that.

Title: Foot Massage Conversations Interlude:  Full Body Massage
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 4,059
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Direct sequel to FMC I, Ianto and Jack go back to his for a full-body massage. Sexiness ensues.
Warnings: Oil usage (is that even a warning?), descent into SAP halfway through. *blush*
A/N: This one in particular is dedicated to sassysailorgirl , who commented on the first installment that she wanted to see a full body massage sequel. Here you go!
As for the fic, it was just going to be a PWP, but then I got the idea in my head about them always staying in the Hub, and Ianto not wanting to go back to his...and it just spiraled out of control. Still, hope yous guys like it, even though it's wicked long.

C&C are love! ^.^

( – how hard was it just to put a key in a slot? Right, not the best thing to think about with Jack pressing up against him like he was –  )

Have I mentioned how little work I've gotten done on my thesis over the past month? Terrible. The future is doomed. Honest to goodness, I'm working on it today.

Title: Five Times Jack Saved Ianto's Arse...And One Time He Didn't
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 5,871
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Many, many different versions of "saving Ianto's ass".
Warnings: Sudden attacks of fluff and angst, slight Irish-bashing (my grandpa's Irish, I'm allowed!)
A/N: So obviously I love writing this style, b/c it's so much fun ^.^ Next few fics won't be this way, but I hope this one turned out nice. Also, in #3: Ianto's reaction to the guy grabbing his wrist: that totally happened to me in a bar recently. Guy kept touching my arm, pissed me off. I kept sliding my eyes to glare at his hands, but he didn't get it. I think his friend did, b/c he started trying to deflect, but seriously. Ass.
Hurm? I'm single why?
Oh, and the credit for the idea of #2 goes to shojokakumeii00 . Thanks ^.^

C&C are welcome ^.^

( Ianto looked mock-aghast. “Me? I’m the one that is going to pay? You had me waiting at the bar for forty-five minutes, vulnerable to horny Irishmen.” )

Shh! Hopefully no one from IB will check out this journal before sundown, but I needed to work out all the html code before I posted to the IB site.

HAPPY SECRET HANUKKAH!!!! I WAS YOUR PERSON!
Okay, seriously, I tried to hard to give you what you wanted! I really, really, really hope you enjoy this! *so uber nervous*

Title: Cookies
Pairing: Uti/Donny (not to be spoilery, but in that order)
Word Count: 2,151
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Uti wants on top. Donny is opposed. Uti has cookies.
Warning: m/m sex, some roughness, and unexpected fluff
A/N: omgosh I hope you like this. I think it gets better *after* the sex, actually, so...yeah I dunno. I hope you like it, gahhh!

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Title: Hungry Parts I-V (Complete)
Pairing: Donny/Utivich, background implied Stiglitz/Wicki
Word Count: 8,165
Rating: NC-17
Summary: First timez
Disclaimer: don't own blah blah blah
Warnings: it's nc-17 slash, so typical stuff for that.
A/N: Uber long, but enjoy! Also: LET'S GO RED SOX.